Wednesday, April 09, 2008

What Exactly Are You Guys Doing Here?

Below is a pie chart of showing visit lengths to Sons of Steve Garvey:

As you can see, three-quarters of our audience bails on us after five seconds or less. I'd just like to ask: What exactly are you guys doing here? Is it like when you do a Google Image Search with SafeSearch off and run across some horrific image and go "AAH! AAAAH! Get me away from that!" and close the window as fast as humanly possible? Would you stick around longer if we posted more pictures of scantily clad women? Just let us know—we're not proud.

6 comments:

Eric Karros said...

I'm a little concerned about the 8.9% who stay longer than an hour

Alex Cora said...

I come to see the great writing and gra...(oops, 5 seconds are up).

.:mike said...

I'm guessing the majority of your traffic is viewing via the RSS feeds. That would explain the 5 sec visit.

Steve Sax said...

I seem to recall seeing a similar graph indicating the consumer profile of SpectraVision users watching "movies" in their hotel room.

Yeah, they're watching movies. Uh-huh.

Orel said...

Thanks for the explanation, .:mike. I knew that many people couldn't be recoiling in horror.

Rob said...

Nekkid chix... <pants> ... yeah, that's the ticket!