When you think of people with three names, they usually fall into one of two categories: high-profile assassins such as John Wilkes Booth, James Earl Ray, Lee Harvey Oswald, or Mark David Chapman; or tempting Hollywood starlets such as Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Rachel Leigh Cook, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, or Sarah Jessica Parker (oops! good catch...Sarah Jessica Parker isn’t tempting).
Frighteningly, there are signs this annoying trend may be heading for the major leagues. While no current players go by three full names (keep working on that swing, Mark Paul Gosselaar), triple-naming may have found an entry point via the increasingly popular two-letter pseudo-middle name ending in ‘o’.
Which, naturally, gives rise to another poll:
4 comments:
Paul "Lo" Duca is such a stretch, I love it.
W-i-l-y Mo Peña.
At his age, Lo Duca stretching might cause him to bust something...
Rob: But isn't Paulie effective stretching his wallet at the horse racing tracks?
W-i-l-e E. Coyote.
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