Monday, April 28, 2008

Hey Danica: This is What a Hot Race Car Champion Looks Like

Dear Danica,

While I have unbounded respect for your world-class driving skills and acknowledge that you are more attractive than the average race car driver (see: Dale Earnhardt, Jr), unfortunately Ashley Force's victory has bumped you to a distant No. 2 on the hot female race car champion list. And you're a Milka Duno victory away from being an even more distant No. 3. I thus ask that you continue kicking ass in your races, but please leave all future FHM photoshoots to those better equipped to handle them.

Respectfully Yours,

SoSG Karros

PS - Agree or disagree, you can still vote here


bobmac said...

...and I am sure you would kick Danica out of the bed for eating crackers!

Eric Karros said...

Well, I guess it's true I sometimes regret having done that. But she was really making a mess.

TrueBlue said...

This is the 1st time I've seen a picture of Milka Duno and she never needs to win a race to be rated number one by me. Maybe I'll start paying more attention to those little noisy cars that go around in circles.