Obviously Jackie Chan Must Throw Out Every Ceremonial First Pitch

As a fan of both the Dodgers and Jackie Chan, it's a rare treat to see the two together. It's like the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup of asskicking! And when Jackie throws, the Dodgers win by 10 runs. Put that man on payroll stat!

Jackie and Chin-lung Hu. Note the extreme HSD (Head Size Differential)—and with Juan Pierre nowhere in sight!

The Fastest Hands In The East Meet The Biggest Mind In The (NL) West.

Andy LaRoche shows his Fist of the Rehabilitating Wrist, Jackie shows his knuckle (sandwich) curve.

Jackie acknowledges the crowd.

Jackie does his Nixon impersonation.

No, you're the man, Jackie!

photos 1-3 by Jon SooHoo/Dodgers
photos 4-5 by Lisa Blumenfeld/Getty Images
photo 6 by Mark J. Terrill/AP

UPDATE:

Beantown West has a picture of Jackie's throwing form.