Zaun Mixes Possibly Homoerotic Metaphors

An Associated Press article at FOXSports.com mentions catcher Gregg Zaun acted as his own agent during recent negotiations with the Toronto Blue Jays:

Zaun says he'll never represent himself again.

"This is always where I wanted to be, but it was tough. I think I'll give up the agent business that's for sure," he said. "I found out that these guys play rough in the deep end. I think I'll go back to being a baseball player."