Wednesday, December 13, 2006

A Letter to Beantown

Dear Red Sox Fans (none of this "nation" business):

After an epic ALCS, your team won the 2004 World Series. So far this off-season, your team has spent a total of $209.1 million on three free agents. Your team is no longer an underdog, no matter how bad last season seemed. So no more griping about the Yankees, okay?

The Sons of Steve Garvey