Bosox Mistakenly Sign Japanese Pimp

BOSTON, Mass. (SoSG) — Boston Red Sox officials were shocked and dismayed upon discovering that instead of signing Japanese pitching phenomenon Daisuke Matsuzaka—whose first name is pronounced "Dice-K"—the team has actually signed a pimp named "Andrew Dice-K."

Scott Boras, agent for both player and playa, escorted the fur-lined hoodie-wearing pimp Dice-K from a private jet at a Boston Airport. "This is a great day for agents negotiating with teams too rushed to read fine print," Boras told a local reporter.

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