Look, I didn't even get to watch this one. I only kept up with it via my phone during some meetings, then listened to the meltdown the last couple of innings. But in reviewing the GT (always a worthwhile and rewarding pursuit), I note that commenter/philosopher Alex seemed to best sum up much of the futility:
"Couple of monkeys trying to fuck a football on the left side of the infield..."Let's chalk this one up to the home opener gods just being kind to the Pod Rays. We'll get 'em tomorrow.
(ignores 2-run HR by Urine)