Saturday, April 13, 2013

Game 11 Thread: April 13 @ DBacks, 5p



Hyun-Jin Ryu (1-1, 2.13) vs. Ian Kennedy (1-0, 4.15)

Hyun-Jin Ryu goes for the Dodgers on the same day PSY drops his follow-up to SoSG-beloved Gangnam Style? Coincidence? I think so!

Contrary to PSY, Ryu's second effort was far superior to his first.* (Though, I'm kinda digging the new track above.) Hopefully, he continues that form today.

The Dodgers are still seeking a mother-fathering cathartic moment to wash away Thursday night's fiasco. Not being a gentleman to Kennedy would be a good start.

*Yes, I'm aware Gangnam Style was not PSY's first song.

66 comments:

Dusty Baker said...

Crawford LF
Schumaker 2B
Kemp CF
Gonzalez 1B
Ethier RF
Hernandez C
Cruz 3B
Sellers SS
Ryu P

Paul said...

I hope Ryu has a better performance than that piece of Quentin.

Steve Sax said...

We need Ryu to stabilize the Dodgers here.

Neeebs said...

Psy farted on his hand and then cupped the girls face....REALLY?

Dusty Baker said...

On the sofa now, Vinny, after drinking all day at my cantina watching The Masters!

Dusty Baker said...

A little zephyr about 8MPH per Vinny.

Baseball both causes and eases the pain.

Dusty Baker said...

Kennedy is grooving those balls right down the middle. Let's get ahead early, lads!

Dusty Baker said...

Vinny already talking about the shadows.

Hideo Nomo said...

Welcome to the Dodgers, Ramon. Now fuck off.

Dusty Baker said...

Welcome to fuck off, Ramon.

Dusty Baker said...

Gagnam Style! Ryu with a stand-up double.

Dusty Baker said...

Ryu on 3rd, Crawdaddy on 1st, Skippy up to bat. 1 out.

Dusty Baker said...

Skip did his best to pop over to right to score Ryu, but hit it too hard. Ryu couldn't score on the play. Two outs. Kemp checks in hitting just .184.

Alex Cora said...

Man kemp is slumping.

Alex Cora said...

Anyone think mattingly should drop him to 5 or 6 in the lineup? We always have men LOB when he is up

BJ Killeen said...

Sad when our pitchers are better than our "star."

Drop him to 7th Alex.

Dusty Baker said...

Kemp doesn't look like he has a clue what he wants to do. He (I think) now gets that he shouldn't be swinging at every pitch for the fences, but he doesn't seem to embrace any other methodology at the plate. He doesn't work the count, the pitches he does swing at are all over the map, he's not seeing the ball whatsoever...did someone go in and do a mind erase on this guy?

Dusty Baker said...

Strikeout pitch was sick, Ryu!

Dusty Baker said...

AGoooooooon!!!

Alex Cora said...

Damn I love Gonzos swing.

Dusty Baker said...

Gonzo knew he had that as soon as it left the bat. And he was just casually chewing gum as he hit it and then watched it.

Dusty Baker said...

7 Ks for Ryu!

RRRRRRR

BJ Killeen said...

I'm entering Crawdaddy in the Kentucky Derby.

Dusty Baker said...

3-0 Dodgers

Fernie V said...

I agree drop his ass to six spot

karina said...

RANCHO ARDIENDO

Alex Cora said...

Ok Matt. If there is ever a spot to get healthy this is it.

Alex Cora said...

THANK YOU MATT

BJ Killeen said...

Well hello ball!

BJ Killeen said...

Isn't it about time Donnie pulls out Ryu and brings in Tolleson?

Paul said...

Hi all!

We have scored 6 runs?!?

*checks drink for mescaline*

Fernie V said...

Is it wrong that I stop listening when Charlie Steiner comes on the radio

Paul said...

Everything is okay folks. I didn't forget the mescaline.

Paul said...

Great job Ryu!

Paul said...

This is not good.

Dusty Baker said...

Vin said "in the salad days" just like in Raising Arizona. And we're playing in Arizona. Whoa!

Alex Cora said...

Take out belly

Hideo Nomo said...

Way to hold up Ryu's magical night, dudes.

Paul said...

Fuck!

Dusty Baker said...

Give Belli some Peruvian marching powder already.

Dusty Baker said...

UJTD!

Alex Cora said...

With that double switch, Donnie said "Belly, you are pitching" and Uribe went to the mound.

Paul said...

Our bullpen is empty! Start warming someone up!

BJ Killeen said...

Just choose someone from the crowd to pitch next.

Dusty Baker said...

Paco is getting ready.

Paul said...

Oops I was two minutes behind.

Dusty Baker said...

Jansen looks to be coming in for the bottom 8th.

Paul said...

Not good.

Dusty Baker said...

Don't fucking throw it so these cnuts can hit it already. asshats! God damn, how fucking hard is it to keep a 6-1 run fucking lead?

(quits tonight)

Alex Cora said...

I just vomited in my mouth.

Paul said...

What kind of set up man is this? Bring in League. Oh wait.

Alex Cora said...

Dude this Ross guy always does well against the dodgers

BJ Killeen said...

We are scewed

Alex Cora said...

Phew

Hideo Nomo said...

SIDDOWN CODY

Paul said...

Dre usually mashesx here.

Paul said...

And a two bagger.

cc: Neeebs mom

Paul said...

Ahhhh I hate this guy.

Paul said...

Bell always looks like he has a two bagger in his pants. Change your pants Belll!

Paul said...

Here we go. Parra the big liitle d bag to lead off.

Paul said...

Nieves? Who the fuck is Nieves? Is that Neeebs in Spanish.

Paul said...

We make party!!!!

BJ Killeen said...

Breathe

Alex Cora said...

Yipee. Player of the game Ryu, huh. Nice work with the family in the crowd!

Dusty Baker said...

I just threw up in Carlos Quentin's mouth.

Dusty Baker said...

PGT UP!