Friday, March 29, 2013

Freeway Exhibitionism: Chavez Ravine Edition, 7:10p

Vin Takes a Break from Putting the Finishing Touches on the Stadium Remodel to Describe the Size of Uribe's Ass

Tonight the Dodgers begin to round out their final Spring Training/Exhibition Season with a game at Dodger Stadium (the next day's game will be played at Angels Stadium in whatever city that is). This will mark the first time that Dodger fans will have a chance to experience a game in the newly-remodeled stadium, so hopefully SoSG readers who are out at the Yard will check in with reports on new/changed elements of the stadium.

Let's work on getting into mid-season commenting form, SoSG readers!

Image courtesy of the Los Angeles Dodgers

45 comments:

Paul said...

Oyster Pubes gets to be a Giant for 9 years. Good I get to dislike him until my mid 40s.

Dusty Baker said...

Crawford 7
Ellis 4
Kemp 8
Gonzalez 3
Cruz 5
Ethier 9
Ellis 2
Sellers 6
Beckett 1

Dusty Baker said...

^ That felt good

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

"Uribe's culo es muy grande...." Now lets gets back to this one.

Orel said...

Would love to hear Vin say that.

Orel said...

Trout is Puiging the Dodgers.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Nice opening act by Crawford

Orel said...

Matty RBI!

Orel said...

A.J. granny! 5-1 Dodgers!

Dusty Baker said...

Granny up in dis bish!!!!

Hideo Nomo said...

Ajellis powah!

Dusty Baker said...

I would be commenting more but I've been crying like a little schoolbitch after than grand salami. And from hearing Vinny. I can't handle it. Need a medic. Or some Dos Equis. It is ON, gentlemen and gentle ladies.

Orel said...

Crawford is 2 for 2.

Orel said...

Is Vin wearing plaid pants in that photo?

Orel said...

Cruz 2-RBI double!

Hideo Nomo said...

Save some offense for Monday, plz.

(Still happy though.)

Orel said...

Mike Trout should never bunt.

karen said...

Vinny!! My guy...I just love this man!

Also, Thanks again to Dusty and Spank for the help with the schedule. You guys are the best!

Orel said...

Generous strike zone tonight.

Orel said...

A.J. Puig

karen said...

I am embarrased to say that this is my first full spring training game. Too much of life going on. Can someone please bring me up to date on Hanley?

Cliff Beefpile said...

Baseball, bishes! Wow! Those new scoreboards look awesome.

karen said...

Well shit

karen said...

Well shit

karen said...

Well shit

karen said...

Well shit

karen said...

Well shit

karen said...

I didn't mean to "well Shit" so many times, but now that I think about it, it does pretty much sum up how I feel.

Orel said...

How do you really feel, Karen?

Hanley hurt his thumb in the WBC and will be out for like the first two months of the season.

Orel said...

This is a slow game.

Orel said...

Eric Stephen ‏@truebluela 1m

Yasiel Puig is now in RF for the Dodgers, his Dodger Stadium debut

Dusty Baker said...

"Well shit"

Well said, Karen. However many times you said.

Dusty Baker said...

Puig in right feels right.

My pugs are all into Puig because it's so close to, well, pug.

Hideo Nomo said...

One of you guys get on base. I wants me some Puig.

Hideo Nomo said...

Punto looked like Furcal at the plate for a sec. Brain playing tricks.

Hideo Nomo said...

YESSSS!

Hideo Nomo said...

Hero's welcome!

Hideo Nomo said...

Ah well.

Paul said...

League didnt look that great when I was down in AZ.

Paul said...

Just discovered I was getting a free preview of mlbtv

Paul said...

Paco!

Paul said...

Nice job Paco.

Spank said...

Epale,bishes!

Hideo Nomo said...

Epale, Spank!

What are your beer and fish of choice tonight?

Spank said...

@ Gnomes

Went with Coca Cola and i'm sleeping with some shrimp cocktail.I had 9 hour drive home(fucking traffic)and i'm tired as fuck. See y'all Monday for the opener. Save me a place in the thread.

peace out,homies.