Thursday, October 25, 2012

World Series Game 2 Thread: Tigers @ Giants, 5p


Dog Fister (0-0, -.--) vs. Ashley Madison (0-0, -.--)

The Panda and Zito Lovefest is getting to be too much for our stomachs to handle. The Tigers need to step up and do something before we slip and fall in our own sick.

H/T to Orel for the thread idea, which was inspired by this comment, which was based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire.

57 comments:

MR.F said...

Please win, Detroit.

rbnlaw said...

I'm taking the pimp over the abuser.

Hideo Nomo said...

Fixed. Sorry, DKA!

Spank said...

*walks into moving traffic*

Orel said...

Go Le Tigres!

*barfs*

Paul said...

If you would have seen all the orange Ive seen. Still representing with my Dodger barf bag.

Spank said...

Anyone got a shovel?

Paul said...

I've stole a few tacos in my life.

Paul said...

I hate umps that call high strikes.

NicJ said...

The Giants are giving me a MadBum.

karen said...

The Tigers are going to come out fighting tonite.

Remember what Vinny always says..."Hope burns eternal". And that's about all we got, baby.

Spank said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Paul said...

Come on Doug. You had me when you went to Fresno State instead of being drafted by the Giants.

Spank said...

hateHateMotherFuckingHATE!

Paul said...

Sit the fuck down!

Paul said...

Someone needs to check that fat fuck's bat.

NicJ said...

@Paul, it is filled with chocolate.

NicJ said...

Horseshit!!

Spank said...

FUCK

Paul said...

Why the fuck! Is Wlallach coaching 3rd?

NicJ said...

should of ran his ass over anyways

NicJ said...

I hate baseball.

karen said...

Oh Prince, sweetie, don't you know you're to big and fat to try to score from first base???

However, I still believe the Tigers will mess up that little girl, Madison.

Paul said...

Keep slinging it Doug.

NicJ said...

Now the Giants will groundout their way to a run.

Paul said...

Oh fuck

Paul said...

Fuck you ump!

NicJ said...

What now? Grandslam? Walk in a run?

Paul said...

Yeah. I swear that pop up was going to drop.

Spank said...

I almost shit my pants.

MR.F said...

Please win, Detroit!

Paul said...

Score some runs Tigers!

Orel said...

Triple-Crown Cabrera works a work and Prince promptly hits into a DP.

Hideo Nomo said...

Wacky waving inflatable flailing arms tube man with a lead off single.

Orel said...

Bases loaded for Giants on a bunt that barely stays foul. Magic pixie fairy dust out the ass.

Paul said...

Of course.

Paul said...

At some point something fucked up has to not go their way right?

Orel said...

Giants score one run. Somehow they will win Games 2, 3 and 4 using only that one run.

Orel said...

"At some point something fucked up has to not go their way right?"

Absolutely — they will have to re-route their victory parade due to construction on Market St.

Orel said...

Angel Pagan is so obnoxious.

Hideo Nomo said...

FUCK YOUR TACO

Paul said...

Jimmy Smokes sticking with Dodger great Dotel.

Paul said...

2-0 lead feels like 10-0.

Paul said...

Law of averages say the Giants should commit 8 errors in this inning.

Hideo Nomo said...

Omar's comin'.

Hideo Nomo said...

Omar's goin'.

Paul said...

Wish Omar brought his shotgun.

Spank said...

Something stinks. i think it's the Tigers.

Will Clark said...

http://www.latimes.com/sports/baseball/mlb/dodgers/la-sp-plaschke-giants-20121026,0,2185694.column

- Will Clark

Spank said...

*barfs*

MR.F said...

I hate the World Series.

Spank said...










(cries)

Hideo Nomo said...

You lost me at Bill Plaschke, Will Clark.

Neeebs said...

Wasn't there a barf scene in the movie Brazil?

Neeebs said...

Actually, this is how I feel about the Giants winning the WS.

http://tinyurl.com/mgkmlk

Spank said...

alrighty then

Neeebs said...

DKA: It didn't stimulate me one bit.

*rubs one out*