Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
But will Dusty and/or Spank be drunk before first pitch?
There's no doubt Spank will bc I think he never stopped last night.I'm dead sober. This should be fun!
The Dodgefather on Face the Nation right now!
There's gonna be a lot of smack talking in here.I'll try to put together my at-game recap for tomorrow...
My MLB Network channel is out - noooooooooo!F you, Tivo.
MLB GameDay has introduced a game of Bingo to play along with while you are following the game. Interesting...I still want our badge game back, though.
If it's the same one that they had for the ASG, I got a bingo. I got a free week of MLB.tv, which I never redeemed.
You probably blocked some underprivileged kid from winning that prize and then didn't even have the class to redeem it, Sax. Hope you can sleep at night.
We get to say Fister a lot for free with no repercussions today.
Tommy Milone strands the rancho ardiendos to get out of the inning. 0-0 after two.
A's are on the board first, playing a little small ball if you can believe it.
Garcia with a great throw home to put out Coco Crisp and prevent another run. Reddick - get this - strikes out to end the inning. 1-0 A's.
A's are lovable in their years of ineptitude and their small market, low-budget charm. And they are the anti-Gnats in the Bay.On the flip side, I hate that fucking apostrophe in their name.
1-1 going into bottom of the fourth. Good one going on here.
A's aren't particularly hateable.
Yeah before free agency separated the men from the boys, A's made some good runs. But their fan base was ultimately too small to generate a ton of revenue to pay for the big name players. That combined with their crummy stadium situation brought about a long decline, or at best mediocrity.
Orel is on vacation, I believe.Or were you repeating what many Sons readers said to their wives last night?
Oakland has blown this one open. 2-1 in top of 7th.
My bingo card ain't looking too good.
I think the secret is to amass a ton of no-name pitchers by trading away all the good players you have developed, then go on an improbable run by relying on the HR ball by guys who look like they can't hit it out of the outfield.
Apostrophes tie it on a WP! 3-3
And then Reddick with the solo HR!4-3 Apostrophes.
Bingo Bitchez Brew was a really bad Miles Davis tribute album that the Flaming Menudos embarked on but never finished due to protests from NOW.
wow that was terrible
Turnabout is fair play, or so they say. Now an A's WP scores a DET run to tie it at 4. This is a thriller, if you like sloppy ball.
fuck Jim Kaaaaat and his critical, things-were-better-in-my-day, Tim McCarver-esque ass
Cook get the Broxton call for strike 3
Well shit, this one might interfere with the main game I want to watch today: Nats @ Shards.
Princess IBB to load the bases. DET has 1 out and a chance to win with a fly ball.
And the Tigres walk off to take a 2-0 lead to Oakland.
Come on, Detroit - get to burning shit already!
On to the Nationals vs Shards game. Come on, you Nats!
Nats up 1-0 early, by the by.
Gio Gonzalez walks the bases ardiendo in the second. Now he's a 2-0 count against the pitcher.
Aaaaaaand a WP scores a Shard. 1-1 and Gio still in trouble.
Bases still full of ardiendos.
John Jay w RBI sac fly to make it 2-0.
Gio still has a no-hitter going, though!
Nats really have to get something going. Still plenty of time. 2-1 in the top 5th now.
I think they just found Andre Dawson in Werth's beard.
Why am I watching soccer?#flea
Mothballs' walk-up music is The Big Show's theme? LOLOLOLOLOL
Nats threatening in the 8th, still down 2-1.Rain threatening to postpone the O's and Yanks.
FUCK YEAH, NATS!!!!
3-2 Nats. Asshole Cardinal fans!!!!
what the fuck happened to Green Bay?They suck.
Bingo again, got dammit!
What the fuck happened to Jim Tracy? He sucks.
I'm going back to sleep.
Didn't you JUST go to sleep, Spanky?
NATS WIN!!!! MUFUKKIN NATS WIN!!!
3-2 Nats, who take the 1-0 lead in the series.
It's raining in Baltimore. Alert Counting Crows.
I'm trying to count those crows but they keep moving around too much.
5:40 Pacific supposed to be starting time for Orioles v Yanks
I'm going back to sleep
I'm out, kids. Gonna go get my '80s on at the New Order show.
Death and taxes. Lifes assurances.
I can't picture Gnomes at a New Order show. A Star Wars convention,yes. New Order,no.
I'm having trouble seeing Gnomes at that show, too, gettin' his Blue Monday on.
CIN up 2-0 on a Joey Votto single in the 4th.
4-0 CIN now. Hells yeah!
Still 2-2 in 7th in O's v Yanks.If O's were playing A's, would it just kill me with all those apostrophes?
Ashley Madison chased
Billy Madison just graduated from second grade.
Wash yer hair, Timmeh!!!!** In relief
FUCK THE GNATS!!Yahoo motherfuckers!
Russell Martin just hit a fucking home run. Culero Russ.
Jay Bruce drives in a pair to make it 6-0 Reds!
Are you watching the Venezuelan elections, Spanky?
Hells yeah,Dusty. I'm going to start riots up in dis bish!
Let's burn some mattresses!
Neeebs mom is mad that I burned her mattress.
Rout is on in SF. CIN up 8-0. Stick a form in this mofo, mofos.
9-0 now. Commies over chardonnay sippers.
One hit for the Gnats. I like that.
I think the A's lost. I'm not too sure about that because i was comatose at that time.
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