Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Go (to Hell) Cardinals
For FUCK'S SAKE, WIN YOU BASTARDS!
Is it possible to have both teams lose and just give the title to the Tigers tonight?
Barf bags at the ready.
I'm not sure I can emotionally suffer through this again. I had a long discussion with the lady who helps me with taking care of mom who is a gnat fan and they are very confident. Alot more than we have with the Cards. I am hanging on though...there a'int no obese Frisco lady singing yet.Lets go Redbirds!!!Rah, Rah!!!That's all I got guys.Also, as an afterthought, Hideo, can you toss a couple barf bags my way. I'm sure they won't go to waste.
In such circumstances, I always root for armageddon to intercede on my behalf and prevent this debacle from proceeding.
That said, go Cards!*vomits*
20+ innings, a rain postponement, and a "Game 8" would also be hilarious.
You all know what the greatest part of tonite is going to be?? Watching the freaking gnats lose in front of their home crowd. Hang with me guys and gals...it's about all we have left!HATE HATE HATECards...well, LIKE LIKE LIKE!!
Well, I've already gone through the barf bags.
1-0 Giants in the 1st. Glad to see the Cards brought their "C" game.
I just threw myself to the floor in a crying fit. Thanks son for the tips.
Molina leadoff single. Can't wait to see how they waste this.
Freese walks. Two on, no out.
Cards strand men at second and third.
Well that sucked. At least Cain is close to 50 pitches. Don't think I can watch anymore.
Cain at 46 pitches.
I can't watch, but I may need to cry here.
Matt Cain RBI. Giants are going to the World Series.
And they're going to win, too.
(cries) start now
Jay leadoff single. Can't wait to see how they waste this.
Jay at third with two out. He will be stranded there.
Well, that was fantastic. (cries)
Cards stranding tons of guys in scoring position. It's official: They're the Dodgers.
Babe Scutaro with another single. Insane.
Sandoval double. Gotta yank Lohse.
godfuckingdamnit! What the fuck St.Louis? Do you want to win or what you bastards?!
Giants have been to the fall classic four times since the Dodgers in 1988.
Why didn't Matheny already have someone warming up?
That's it. GO TIGERS!
Hunter Pence clears the bases on a play that basically features TWO ERRORS by the Cardinals.
Thanks for that,Paul. (cries)
It's over. (cries)
Wow. This is humiliating for the Cards.
Giants load the bases. AGAIN. Same inning. Still no out. Pathetic.
Kozma has singlehandedly given away three outs in this inning.
This is so depressing.
Well, at least between the debate and MNF, no one will ever know.
Cards can't turn room-service DP. Kozma costs four outs. 7-0 SF.
http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/2d7/1ae/02f/resized/prince-meme-generator-game-blouses-8df35a.jpg?1322155702.jpgThat is all..UGH
Jeff Passan @JeffPassanThe ugliness of one half-inning: 35 pitches, 11 PA, 5 R, 4 H, 2 BB, 1 crazy swing, 1 whopping mental error, 1 NLCS blown.
Finally I get Chad Moriyama's Dodger victory tweet!
Don't forget your barf bag!
Thanks to their drug cheat the Giants get to start at home! This just keeps getting better!
Scutaro flies out. Cards claim moral victory.
FUCK YOUR HIT AND RUN UP 7-0.
If the Cardinals are going to lose, they might as well lose in the most humiliating way possible. 8-0 SF.
Cards have five outs left to score at least eight runs. Men on 2nd & 3rd, one out.
Wow, WJL just crushed it. 9-0 SF.
I can't believe it!Just figured out that's Alicia Keys in the Chase commercial.
Go, rain delay!
*Takes bat and smashes everything in the house*
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