Friday, October 19, 2012

NLCS Game 5 Thread: Giants @ Cardinals, 5p

#RallyZito? More like #R(e)ally?Zito?

Lance Lynn (0-0, 9.82) vs. Barry Zito (0-0, -.--)

Sigh. Here we go again. For the FOURTH time this postseason, the Giants stand on the verge of elimination. Is this all one big tease, or will the Cardinals get the damn job done?

This better end tonight. I already need to wash the stink of rooting for the Cardinals off ASAP. Seeing a screaming mass of black and orange with renewed hope will be just too much to take.

Photo: SI

47 comments:

Steve Sax said...

Let's go, CARDS!

Hideo Nomo said...

And, naturally, FUCK THE GIANTS.

RawhideBlue said...

I agree 100%. Giants Suck. Please let this charade of Giant vomit end tonight.

Orel said...

Barry looks especially dreamy in that photo.

Dusty Baker said...

I hope Barry gets t-boned in WeHo after a loss tonight.

karen said...

Hi Ladies and Fellas...We can help the Cards (gag) beat the hated orange and black. We have between us the mightiest of all energies...HATE! We hate the gnats more than their so called fandom loves them. We need to harness all this strength we have been blessed with by the Big Blue Guy in the Sky and exterminate the orange and black plague.

Go Cards!!!
That kinda hurt to type that last part.

Orel said...

I wish Harold Reynolds would use a British accent.

Orel said...

Good job, Mr. Schue!

Orel said...

Preach it, Karen!

Orel said...

Joe Buck looks bored already.

Orel said...

Siddown, fatty!

Dusty Baker said...

Karen's comment should have been the GT content!

Shards get through the top of the first easily. Let's do this so I can get back to focused HATE.

Dusty Baker said...

(sits down)

Orel said...

How did Beltran steal a base?

Dusty Baker said...

@Orel

Think he's a little less hurt than the team made him out to be?

#Gamesmanship

Dusty Baker said...

How did that fat fucking useless fat fucking fuck fucking catch that ball?

Orel said...

Sandoval is suddenly fleet of foot. Okay.

Orel said...

Pence so close to making that catch. But he doesn't!

Orel said...

Wow, Cards really blew it there. Bases-loaded DP ends the second.

Spank said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dusty Baker said...

This is a fast-ass game! Need to hurry over to my local to get some Caddies in before this series os over.

(jinxes)

(ducks)

Orel said...

How does Zito strike guys out with an 85-mph fastball?

Orel said...

Of course now the Giants start stringing hits together.

Orel said...

The Cardinals are playing like the Dodgers now. 1-0 Giants.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Crawford can't fuckin' hit, Lynn! Throw strikes!

Orel said...

Fuck. 3-0 Giants.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Godfuckingdammit.

Hideo Nomo said...

Shiiiiiiiiiit.

Orel said...

Zito bunt RBI. Guess we're going back to SF.

Cliff Beefpile said...

What the fuck was Freese doing?

Orel said...

This is the Cards team that almost lost the last wild card spot to the Dodgers.

Orel said...

Shocked Pagan didn't hit a three-run HR there.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Well, let's just hope that Zito remembers that he blows before the night's over.

Orel said...

Comeback starts now. Leadoff double for Craig.

Orel said...

Why is Freese swinging at a ball at his shoulders?

Orel said...

Cards continue to suck it up. AWO

Orel said...

Miracle catch for Pence. Everything is going right for the Giants tonight.

Orel said...

EVERYTHING

Cliff Beefpile said...

Cardinals can't catch a break tonight.

Hideo Nomo said...

I am displeased. Wake up, you red assholes.

Spank said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hideo Nomo said...

Fuck this. The Giants are winning and everyone on Twitter is lining up to put Zito's balls in their mouth.

I'm out this bish.

Orel said...

YOU SUCK CARDS

Orel said...

Absolutely embarrassing for St. Louis.

Hideo Nomo said...

Giants will play their FIFTH elimination game on Sunday.

They're like cockroaches.

Spank said...

I heart Kool Aid!

karina said...

BULLSHIT

*pardon my french*