Nathan Eovaldi (0-5, 4.61) vs. Wade Miley (9-4, 2.87)
One day after Billy Ray Cyrus invaded Dodger Stadium and butchered the National Anthem and GBA, the Dodgers head to Arizona to take on the guy who can't escape Miley Cyrus jokes. I've had it up to here with all these Cyrii!
Yet, Miley is an All-Star (I mean, yeah, Hannah Montana was a HUGE success! Sorry.), and the Dodgers have to counter with offense-inhibiting, run-allowing, winless Schleprock, Nathan Eovaldi. Despite the struggling D-Backs getting swept by the lowly Padres, I'm not feeling too confident about maintaining that half-game hold on first place.
So, uh...Go Nats! Beat the Gnats!
Photo: Pacific Coast News
115 comments:
Hope you deleted your search history, Nomo.
Search history? I moonlight as a photographer for Pacific Coast News.
Things not starting well in DC.
Nats get out of the jam.
Nats do love jam, wait...
I've "heard" that Miley Cyrus is not a fan of bras.
Giants lead 2-1, top 3
Dee goes down for 6 weeks, ugh.
Dee to the Dee-L for six weeks.
So when does Ned clear out the farm for Scutaro?
Sigh Dee....
3-1 Giants
LUIS CRUZ IS THE FUTURE OF THIS ORGANIZATION
4-1 Giants, top 6
Fack.
5-3 Giants, bot 7
5-4 Giants, still bot 7...
Damn you, Ryan Zimmerman. Score stays at 5-4 going into the 8th.
5-4 SF, top 8, one out
Giants retired in top 8. 5-4 SF
I hope Sergio Romo pulls a Tony Romo here.
Mark Ellis, you make our infield ever-so-slighly less fulite.
Hot damn!
2-0! an embarrassment of riches for Eovaldi.
1st inning offense!!!!!!!!!!!
Romo hits ESPNosa! Two on, two out, bot 8.
There's 200% of your run allotment, Eo.
DAMMIT Romo wriggles off the hook.
Scott Van Sloney.
Romo gets out of jam =(
Runs for Eovaldi are like minor-league per diem: gotta stretch it as far as it will go.
"Justin Upton grounds out softly." Just like he croons.
Glad Ellis squared is back. And we all did ask God to stop GordOn from bunting, so I guess We need to be more specific in what we ask for. ⚾
Glad Ellis squared is back. And we all did ask God to stop GordOn from bunting, so I guess We need to be more specific in what we ask for. ⚾
I'm not a fan of bras either. Clothes tambien.
I burnt all my bras long ago. Pantyhose on the other hand...
Harper at the plate, 0 outs, runners on 1st and 3rd.
Nats tied it up!
Wash ties it!
And they're IBBing the bases loaded with no out. Always a good idea.
GO NATS!!!
Nats tie it. Bases loaded, 0 outs.
Nats win!
Boo. 1 out and bases loaded. Just hit a fly ball!
Giants lose!
Uh oh, Eo in a little jam here.
Yay!!!!!!
Hooboy.
Now Eo has bases loaded and 0 outs =/.
The wheols are valding off.
Thank you, Warshington.
Double play. No runs scored!
Minimal damage. I'll take that.
I would call that minimal damage. 2-1 Dodgers.
DAMMINIMALDAMAGEIT
Anyone know what folks are talking about on Twitter re: Vin? I didn't have my sound up.
1 run allowed, could have been worse.
So, Woody Allen has decided to mix things up by making the same exact movie, but setting it in Rome this time.
Vin was saying the D-Backs had scored on that double play, was giving them an additional run for a few minutes before correcting himself.
Gotcha, thanks!
My god te Gnats just lost in dramatically shitty fashion. Shitty in a good way, for us.
I do appreciate the implosion.
@Cliff
Agree re the Woody Allen film premise. However i have to say I really liked this one.
We aren't getting any more runs. Need to go into shutdown mode.
Heh. YEP, NO MORE RUNS.
SVSHR!!!!!!!!!!
SVSHR!
Solo, of course.
STOP KILLING THE RALLIES
Gwynn walk means Eo doesn't start next inning. Good job TGJ.
Runs!
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Go Blue!
epale everyone!
Epale, señorita.
I hate to say that the Emperor is wearing no clothes, but Vinny is losing it.
*Parra will do no harm, Parra will do no harm*
I'll take a diminished Vinny over, say, everyone else.
Wotcher, Karina!
Another GIDP!
Hey, we're winning. Outstanding.
Angels are back to tanking. I am...OK with that.
HERRERA GO BOOM
That is acceptable.
Herrera!
Hold that Beli!
Nicely done. 4-1 heading into the 9th.
I have listened to a lot of Giants announcers in the past and if Vin is losing it then they never had it.
Vin just doesn't have the range to quickly recover if he makes a mistake these days.
But Spanky does have no clothes.
I am not sure what to do with all these leads and homeruns. Feels like the 27 Yankees.
where's Spank?
Thank you very much, DBT
Spank is probably running around naked holding a sparkler.
"where's Spank?"
Scientists have been baffled by this question for years, but they recently discovered the answer this week.
Time for MEllis to go yard.
@Marla: The Spank Particle was found on the lip of a Steel Reserve can.
I believe the technical term is "Nekked Boson".
This is looking good.
We make party!!!
The term for that, which was once thought lost to history, is a "winning streak"
1.5 game lead party!
Woooooooooooooooooo!
PARTAY!
we make party!
How you like me nooooow * 100.
I am satisfied with that result. Welcome back to the winner's circle, Captain Eo.
Why do they wear those matching polo shirts? They look like they should be working at Best Buy.
Sucks to be Phoenix this week.
I'd be okay if I was a Suns fan. Except that I'd be a Suns fan. That is not okay.
1.5 games motherfuckers
1.5 gamed motherfuckers at what? Sax, you have to be more specific.
We make Party (in the USA)
I hear Van-Herrera is getting back together again...
maybe the FM's can co-headline.
MAKE PARTY!!!
Flaming Menudos dont co-headline with anyone. Our contract rider doesn't allow it.
I see what you did there, Neeebs!
(double checks Flaming Menudos rider)
You can disregard the part about the Albino Quartet. Paul tried to slip that one in when I wasnt looking.
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