Sunday, July 01, 2012

G80T: 7/1 v. NYM, 5

CK (5-4, 2.74) v. DG (5-6, 4.42)

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Dusty Baker said...

(makes minor point re direction of team)

Hideo Nomo said...

Boom. Minimalisted.

(I can't tell you how difficult it was for me to be smaller than Dusty and Orel.)

Dusty Baker said...

Well done, Nomo-san.

Dusty Baker said...

Failed Bunt SS
Walk C
GIDP LF
K (Looking) RF
Pop Out 2B
GITP 1B,
K (Swinging) 3B
Meaningless Double CF
Kershaw P

Dusty Baker said...

^ Lineup by Nomo

Dusty Baker said...

i am going to go e.e. cummings today and not capitalize any of my comments. #minimalist

Jason said...

2 LAD ASG





*stays on theme*

Dusty Baker said...

CIN 2-1 SF

Fred's Brim said...

hi

Fred's Brim said...

w? y, pls

Hideo Nomo said...

Oy.

Dusty Baker said...

mdil says 'kill em! kill these giants!'

have ourselves a nice brouhaha in gnats v reds.

Dusty Baker said...

screw this i'm not using period either

Dusty Baker said...

i love our boy kershaw but how he makes the asg in front of capuano is beyond me

also i think coffey was robbed of asg consideration

Dusty Baker said...

word is kemp is pushing for dre 2 replace him in asg

top class - i like that camaraderie

Dusty Baker said...

kemp has apparently said he plans to dh on tuesday for rancho cucamonga

Dusty Baker said...

sf up by 1 in 8th

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

 

Jason said...

battle toad in for red sox right now

Jason said...

b. t. bb figgy

Hideo Nomo said...

Alright fuckers, Jints are now 1 1/2 ahead.
Time to wake up.

Dusty Baker said...

@marla

Fred's Brim said...

o thnk fuk no lee

Fred's Brim said...

pls no hr drby 4 16 or 27

Fred's Brim said...

22 gotta b good 2nite

Fred's Brim said...

shadow reference #1

Fred's Brim said...

dammit
get his ass off the plate

Cliff Beefpile said...

thanks for nothing, reds. assholes.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

The Dodgers' offer for Carlos Lee has been rescinded.

Fred's Brim said...

attaboy, Clayton

Hideo Nomo said...

LAD FU 2 CL.

Fred's Brim said...

throw strikes, Clayton

Fred's Brim said...

dammit, Kennedy, pick that up

Cliff Beefpile said...

Goddammit, Kennedy!

Fred's Brim said...

cmon Clayton, find it

Fred's Brim said...

gift strike

Fred's Brim said...

crap

Cliff Beefpile said...

Well, that's that then.

Fred's Brim said...

game over

Cliff Beefpile said...

Fuck you, Doo-Dah!

Franklin Stubbs said...

We really know how to execute a meltdown.

NicJ said...

Soon the game threads will fit on a grain of rice.

Fred's Brim said...

I can't believe I would ever care about the return of Mark Ellis. I barely knew who he was before this season

Fred's Brim said...

Dee, you don't have to swing at the pitches that you can't hit

NicJ said...

He gets Kennedy off the field, for that we should throw a parade.

Cliff Beefpile said...

The last time anyone scored less than this was me in high school.

Fred's Brim said...

Don't touch our fans, Doodie

NicJ said...

HELL YEAH FUCK SHIT MOTHER HELL!!!!


(sobs uncontrollably)

Cliff Beefpile said...

holy shit! an extra-base hit!!!

Fred's Brim said...

hey! what happened?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

WTF, RISP?

NicJ said...

Somebody tell Ellis to go back to first base. You can move two bases at a time, can you?

Cliff Beefpile said...

shadow reference no. 2

Cliff Beefpile said...

OK, so when did Uribe become hitting coach? Can we just limit our swings to pitches within a foot of the strike zone?

Fred's Brim said...

damn, Bobby

I really like Bobby in the lineup, but not as somebody we *need* to produce for us. He may feel the same way

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Cliff Beefpile said...

HOLY SHITBALLS!

NicJ said...

(openly weeps)

Fred's Brim said...

ESPN has the catcher's mitt mic turned up to 11

Fred's Brim said...

HOLY MOLY!!!!!!!!

Cliff Beefpile said...

I think the shadows are affecting right field.

NicJ said...

A theatrical reenactment of the last inning.

http://bit.ly/N5P0uR

Fred's Brim said...

way to clear yourself, Kennedy

Cliff Beefpile said...

Wait, is Justin Verlander in every commercial on TV these days? He's like that Channing Tatum asshole.

Fred's Brim said...

but not nearly as dreamy

Fred's Brim said...

cmon Clayton, make them swing

Fred's Brim said...

good play, Clayton

Fred's Brim said...

I repeat...

Cliff Beefpile said...

C'mon, Clayton, make Gee(k) lead off the next inning.

Fred's Brim said...

I am not interested in the wild card right now

NicJ said...

I always hate when analysts do the "take the best/worst part out" to prove a point.

If you just take all of the Dodgers losses out they would be undefeated!!

Fred's Brim said...

good inning, Clayton

karina said...

epale everyone!

Fred's Brim said...

@Nic, agreed, 100%
"If they hadn't outscored all those teams, they wouldn't have as many wins"

Fred's Brim said...

karina!

NicJ said...

Loney :/

Fred's Brim said...

ball 4, Juany
Don't swing at those

NicJ said...

Uribe :{

Fred's Brim said...

i repeat....

NicJ said...

We're in this!

Wicks said...

It's time to cut our losses. We have money now so I would outright release Uribe and get his fat ass out of down. Anyone here could hit .200!

Fred's Brim said...

he's the pitcher, throw strikes!

Fred's Brim said...

that's unacceptable
i hate that so much

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Kershaw's getting squeezed.

Fred's Brim said...

my nuts are getting squeezed by our ineptitude

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

DEE-AMMIT

NicJ said...

Ugh.

Fred's Brim said...

unacceptable

Cliff Beefpile said...

I hate. I just hate.

Fred's Brim said...

Lee would have caught that...

Fred's Brim said...

i kid

Fred's Brim said...

you have to be kidding me

Cliff Beefpile said...

FUCK!!!

Fred's Brim said...

cut the shit with the sidearm throws Dee

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Sweet Zombie Jesus.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Well, clearly it was the shadows.

Fred's Brim said...

somewhere, Jose Offerman is laughing

and attacking a pitcher with his bat

NicJ said...

We're in this?

Cliff Beefpile said...

Fuck you, gouda!

Fred's Brim said...

Orel with an odd 3-wall safe analogy

Clayton not throwing strikes

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

One step forward, two errant throws back.

NicJ said...

Im sure Dee will make it up with his bat.

(cries)

Dusty Baker said...

jfc

Cliff Beefpile said...

What did we get for Furcal again?

Cliff Beefpile said...

The ump's strike call sounds like me in the middle of a difficult b.m.

rbnlaw said...

Ha! FB got it right. I've told rbn, Jr always throw over the top. Side-arm is lazy and stoopid.
Trade for Jed Lowrie ASAP.
#panicbutton

Dusty Baker said...

i feel like i'm in the middle of a difficult bm

DelinO said...

DelinO and DelinO Part Deux are in the logey house. They just played a montage set to foreigners cold as ice. Not the best song choice, yet a PERFECT song choice.

And apparently the dodgers infield are bigger mets fans than me

NicJ said...

RE-DEE-MPTION!!


This sucks.

rbnlaw said...

Dee better score 2 runs right here.

DelinO said...

Dee. Gee.
Gee. Dee.

rbnlaw said...

Member when the Dodgers were like scoring runs and winning games an shit? Member? You member.

Me neither.

DelinO said...

Abreus theme music should be the score to Burger Time

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

The Burger Time score was taken by Uribe.

And promptly eaten.

Dusty Baker said...
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Dusty Baker said...

heard kemp picked his hr derby team and left out braun

suck it faux mvp

DelinO said...

The around the world dodger pics featured a woman whod put jessica rabbit to shame

Dusty Baker said...

@Delino

that was uribe with his shirt off

Fred's Brim said...

@Delino, how are you able to post so much? I thought cell/data coverage is super shitty at the stade

NicJ said...

I never understood why you were making a hamburger but were being chased by eggs and hotdogs.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Why was Mario being chased by mushroom gumbas, turtles and sentient clouds for that matter?

rbnlaw said...

What the Fuck are you lot talking about? Burger Time? Uribe shirtless?

NicJ said...

If we aren't talking about that then we have to watch the game.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Why couldn't they just DFA Kennedy to make room for Puig?

Orel said...

Loney's new last name is "Loney's Struggles Continue."

NicJ said...

Ellis is coming back in a bit, someone is going to go.

Probably Herrera.

DelinO said...

I found the one spot in dodger stadium where my cell works.

Loneys gidp finally got this crowd a little angry. Despite all the shitty errors, it was the first significant boos

NicJ said...

Donnie throwing Loney under the bus.

DelinO said...

Rbnlaw...i do hope youve played burger time at least once in your life. Or else its a life most incomplete.

Cliff Beefpile said...

I'll muscle something through that hole.

DelinO said...

Even if his infield is betraying him at every turn, kershaws stuff is still looking nasty.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Nice play by the Jell-O mold at third!

Orel said...

MIT reports seismic activity coming from Chavez Ravine.

DelinO said...

I'm reasonably sure that eighty percent of the fans here dont realize a game is being played. That hello kitty bobble is just too METSMERIZING

Cliff Beefpile said...

CAW! CAW!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Not so easy now, is it?

Orel said...

Dodger Stadium is starting to rub off on the Mets.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Well, ordinarily I would say we don't need your charity, Mets, but under the circumstances...

Cliff Beefpile said...

Kershaw gets it down!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Orel said...

SCORE

knapS said...

Woo Hoo!

knapS said...

Wow! Another run. It's a fucking geyser.

Cliff Beefpile said...

This must be that offense thing we've heard others talk about so much.

Fred's Brim said...

execution is appreciated

Fred's Brim said...

*puts on blindfold*

Fred's Brim said...

but seriously, I like it very much when we get a guy home from third with less than 2 outs

Fred's Brim said...

what's the next step? getting a lead of some kind?

DelinO said...

Mets doing a great imitation of the dodgers

Orel said...

Dee is trying to atone for all mistakes in this one inning alone.

DelinO said...

My dodgers jukebox vote is for michale jackson's bad. For two reasons

1 maybe theyll show weird al's FAT by mistake

2. Sandusky never realeased a song. So all we have in that niche is jacko

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

DelinO is a Weird Al fan? I never would have guessed it.

DelinO said...

Great wild pitch, wasted on empty bases

DodgersKingsoftheGalaxy said...

Damn you Jay Bruce!

DelinO said...

MI got moved over one seat in the middle of the dodgers geyser inning...becauee my seat neighbors just showed up. If you show up late, the least you can do is wait till a f'ing break in the action. I even did something rare for me and got snippy with an usher. I blame the mets errors

Cliff Beefpile said...

FUCK! Ground-rule double.

Orel said...

James Loney: Hello Shitty

Orel said...

Pb!!!

Fred's Brim said...

well it's something

Orel said...

Won't last.

Fred's Brim said...

is this the night our bullpen folds? During all of this mess, we somehow haven't given up any runs in the 8th or 9th

Orel said...

Good to see Kershaw in line for the win.

Fred's Brim said...

great inning, Clayton

Cliff Beefpile said...

Atta boy, Clayton!

knapS said...

Holy shit! Doyers!

Orel said...

Dee hit!

Fred's Brim said...

Dee being valuable

Fred's Brim said...

great work tonight, Clayton. Way to battle through

Fred's Brim said...

AJ being AJ. That's nice to see

Orel said...

3 SB for Dee!

knapS said...

SPEEDEE!

Fred's Brim said...

Dee trying to win everybody back

Cliff Beefpile said...

Go Dee! Suck it, Wright!

Fred's Brim said...

nice takeout of Wright

knapS said...

Come on Comodulce. But some balls behind that swing.

Fred's Brim said...

Bobby being Bobby, that's also nice to see

Cliff Beefpile said...

Dust off the ol' "rancho ardiendo" post!

Fred's Brim said...

Rivera GIDP?

Fred's Brim said...

@Cliffy: you may have to rub some neatsfoot oil on that. It's a little stiff and crusty

knapS said...

I can't remember the last time we had an RA.

Fred's Brim said...

how many poetry references will we hear about Batista?

Orel said...

I smell DP.

NicJ said...

RANCHOPENDINGDOUBLEPLAYO!!

Fred's Brim said...

rats

NicJ said...

praying for a balk

Orel said...

Rivera's patented "dribbler up third" strategy just misses.

Cliff Beefpile said...

BETRAYED! By our own infield grass. Dammit.

Fred's Brim said...

ugh, the Reds tomorrow?
(cries)

Fred's Brim said...

hahaha amazing

Cliff Beefpile said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Orel said...

GOD BLESS SUCKY METS

knapS said...

WTF? Holy shit!

Fred's Brim said...

finally some good stuff

NicJ said...

KARMA FLOWING DOWN LIKE A WATERFALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

Cliff Beefpile said...

Thank you, LOLMets!

knapS said...

Leave it to the Dodgers to score two runs on a grounder back to the pitcher.

Fred's Brim said...

Kennedy with veteran runny goodness

NicJ said...

(weeps)

Orel said...

Three runs in an inning?

Cliff Beefpile said...

Woohoo!

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