Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
(makes minor point re direction of team)
Boom. Minimalisted.(I can't tell you how difficult it was for me to be smaller than Dusty and Orel.)
Well done, Nomo-san.
Failed Bunt SSWalk CGIDP LFK (Looking) RFPop Out 2BGITP 1B,K (Swinging) 3BMeaningless Double CFKershaw P
^ Lineup by Nomo
i am going to go e.e. cummings today and not capitalize any of my comments. #minimalist
2 LAD ASG*stays on theme*
CIN 2-1 SF
w? y, pls
mdil says 'kill em! kill these giants!'have ourselves a nice brouhaha in gnats v reds.
screw this i'm not using period either
i love our boy kershaw but how he makes the asg in front of capuano is beyond mealso i think coffey was robbed of asg consideration
word is kemp is pushing for dre 2 replace him in asgtop class - i like that camaraderie
kemp has apparently said he plans to dh on tuesday for rancho cucamonga
sf up by 1 in 8th
battle toad in for red sox right now
b. t. bb figgy
Alright fuckers, Jints are now 1 1/2 ahead.Time to wake up.
o thnk fuk no lee
pls no hr drby 4 16 or 27
22 gotta b good 2nite
shadow reference #1
dammitget his ass off the plate
thanks for nothing, reds. assholes.
The Dodgers' offer for Carlos Lee has been rescinded.
LAD FU 2 CL.
throw strikes, Clayton
dammit, Kennedy, pick that up
cmon Clayton, find it
Well, that's that then.
Fuck you, Doo-Dah!
We really know how to execute a meltdown.
Soon the game threads will fit on a grain of rice.
I can't believe I would ever care about the return of Mark Ellis. I barely knew who he was before this season
Dee, you don't have to swing at the pitches that you can't hit
He gets Kennedy off the field, for that we should throw a parade.
The last time anyone scored less than this was me in high school.
Don't touch our fans, Doodie
HELL YEAH FUCK SHIT MOTHER HELL!!!!(sobs uncontrollably)
holy shit! an extra-base hit!!!
hey! what happened?
Somebody tell Ellis to go back to first base. You can move two bases at a time, can you?
shadow reference no. 2
OK, so when did Uribe become hitting coach? Can we just limit our swings to pitches within a foot of the strike zone?
damn, BobbyI really like Bobby in the lineup, but not as somebody we *need* to produce for us. He may feel the same way
ESPN has the catcher's mitt mic turned up to 11
I think the shadows are affecting right field.
A theatrical reenactment of the last inning.http://bit.ly/N5P0uR
way to clear yourself, Kennedy
Wait, is Justin Verlander in every commercial on TV these days? He's like that Channing Tatum asshole.
but not nearly as dreamy
cmon Clayton, make them swing
good play, Clayton
C'mon, Clayton, make Gee(k) lead off the next inning.
I am not interested in the wild card right now
I always hate when analysts do the "take the best/worst part out" to prove a point.If you just take all of the Dodgers losses out they would be undefeated!!
good inning, Clayton
@Nic, agreed, 100%"If they hadn't outscored all those teams, they wouldn't have as many wins"
ball 4, JuanyDon't swing at those
We're in this!
It's time to cut our losses. We have money now so I would outright release Uribe and get his fat ass out of down. Anyone here could hit .200!
he's the pitcher, throw strikes!
that's unacceptablei hate that so much
Kershaw's getting squeezed.
my nuts are getting squeezed by our ineptitude
I hate. I just hate.
Lee would have caught that...
you have to be kidding me
cut the shit with the sidearm throws Dee
Sweet Zombie Jesus.
Well, clearly it was the shadows.
somewhere, Jose Offerman is laughingand attacking a pitcher with his bat
We're in this?
Fuck you, gouda!
Orel with an odd 3-wall safe analogyClayton not throwing strikes
One step forward, two errant throws back.
Im sure Dee will make it up with his bat.(cries)
What did we get for Furcal again?
The ump's strike call sounds like me in the middle of a difficult b.m.
Ha! FB got it right. I've told rbn, Jr always throw over the top. Side-arm is lazy and stoopid.Trade for Jed Lowrie ASAP.#panicbutton
i feel like i'm in the middle of a difficult bm
DelinO and DelinO Part Deux are in the logey house. They just played a montage set to foreigners cold as ice. Not the best song choice, yet a PERFECT song choice.And apparently the dodgers infield are bigger mets fans than me
Dee better score 2 runs right here.
Dee. Gee.Gee. Dee.
Member when the Dodgers were like scoring runs and winning games an shit? Member? You member.Me neither.
Abreus theme music should be the score to Burger Time
The Burger Time score was taken by Uribe.And promptly eaten.
heard kemp picked his hr derby team and left out braunsuck it faux mvp
The around the world dodger pics featured a woman whod put jessica rabbit to shame
@Delinothat was uribe with his shirt off
@Delino, how are you able to post so much? I thought cell/data coverage is super shitty at the stade
I never understood why you were making a hamburger but were being chased by eggs and hotdogs.
Why was Mario being chased by mushroom gumbas, turtles and sentient clouds for that matter?
What the Fuck are you lot talking about? Burger Time? Uribe shirtless?
If we aren't talking about that then we have to watch the game.
Why couldn't they just DFA Kennedy to make room for Puig?
Loney's new last name is "Loney's Struggles Continue."
Ellis is coming back in a bit, someone is going to go.Probably Herrera.
I found the one spot in dodger stadium where my cell works.Loneys gidp finally got this crowd a little angry. Despite all the shitty errors, it was the first significant boos
Donnie throwing Loney under the bus.
Rbnlaw...i do hope youve played burger time at least once in your life. Or else its a life most incomplete.
I'll muscle something through that hole.
Even if his infield is betraying him at every turn, kershaws stuff is still looking nasty.
Nice play by the Jell-O mold at third!
MIT reports seismic activity coming from Chavez Ravine.
I'm reasonably sure that eighty percent of the fans here dont realize a game is being played. That hello kitty bobble is just too METSMERIZING
Not so easy now, is it?
Dodger Stadium is starting to rub off on the Mets.
Well, ordinarily I would say we don't need your charity, Mets, but under the circumstances...
Kershaw gets it down!
Wow! Another run. It's a fucking geyser.
This must be that offense thing we've heard others talk about so much.
execution is appreciated
*puts on blindfold*
but seriously, I like it very much when we get a guy home from third with less than 2 outs
what's the next step? getting a lead of some kind?
Mets doing a great imitation of the dodgers
Dee is trying to atone for all mistakes in this one inning alone.
My dodgers jukebox vote is for michale jackson's bad. For two reasons1 maybe theyll show weird al's FAT by mistake2. Sandusky never realeased a song. So all we have in that niche is jacko
DelinO is a Weird Al fan? I never would have guessed it.
Great wild pitch, wasted on empty bases
Damn you Jay Bruce!
MI got moved over one seat in the middle of the dodgers geyser inning...becauee my seat neighbors just showed up. If you show up late, the least you can do is wait till a f'ing break in the action. I even did something rare for me and got snippy with an usher. I blame the mets errors
FUCK! Ground-rule double.
James Loney: Hello Shitty
well it's something
is this the night our bullpen folds? During all of this mess, we somehow haven't given up any runs in the 8th or 9th
Good to see Kershaw in line for the win.
great inning, Clayton
Atta boy, Clayton!
Holy shit! Doyers!
Dee being valuable
great work tonight, Clayton. Way to battle through
AJ being AJ. That's nice to see
3 SB for Dee!
Dee trying to win everybody back
Go Dee! Suck it, Wright!
nice takeout of Wright
Come on Comodulce. But some balls behind that swing.
Bobby being Bobby, that's also nice to see
Dust off the ol' "rancho ardiendo" post!
@Cliffy: you may have to rub some neatsfoot oil on that. It's a little stiff and crusty
I can't remember the last time we had an RA.
how many poetry references will we hear about Batista?
I smell DP.
praying for a balk
Rivera's patented "dribbler up third" strategy just misses.
BETRAYED! By our own infield grass. Dammit.
ugh, the Reds tomorrow?(cries)
GOD BLESS SUCKY METS
WTF? Holy shit!
finally some good stuff
KARMA FLOWING DOWN LIKE A WATERFALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
Thank you, LOLMets!
Leave it to the Dodgers to score two runs on a grounder back to the pitcher.
Kennedy with veteran runny goodness
Three runs in an inning?
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