Thursday, April 05, 2012

Game 1 Thread: April 5 @ Padres, 4p

Clayton Kershaw (0-0, -.--) vs, Edinson Volquez (0-0, -.--)

Thank the baseball gods! After anti-climactic, off-time-zoned Japanese baseball games with MLB teams, followed by weird art-deco "stadiums" going through their own antiseptic, abhorrently-colored motions--the Dodgers finally get to do a REAL opening day, today at Petco Park.

Finally, real baseball. I can't wait!

Kershaw was 3-0 against the Padres last year, and is obviously going to be a critical part of any run the Dodgers make this year. Volquez was acquired by the Padres from the Reds in December; he was 2-0 with a 3.48 ERA in 20.2 innings this spring (but was 5-7 with a 5.71 ERA in 20 starts last year for Cincinnati). Let's start this season off on the right foot!

Go Dodgers!

428 comments:

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Fred's Brim said...

no way!

Paul said...

I forgot how fuckin awful Urine's swing looks.

Fred's Brim said...

missed that one, (ch)ump!

Cliff Beefpile said...

Looked safe, by a hair, to me.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

What?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Urine BB.

Orel said...

Well, we have plate discipline.

Jason said...

UrineBB? How? What? Huh?

Alex said...

ha Urine was about to put his shit down like he struck out - force of habit...

Paul said...

Come on AJellis!

Fernie V said...

I thought uribe didn't take pitches, good eye fat man.

Fred's Brim said...

oh man - Eddie'sSon has a reason to be pissed on those non-strikes, but he got the gift on the our on the plate

Cliff Beefpile said...

This ump has a wonky strike zone.

Paul said...

Take it AJ

Paul said...

K. Now don't take it AJ!

Fred's Brim said...

jeez, at that strike wasn't even close

Jason said...

Mmmm... AjellisBB goodness...

Paul said...

Unless that happens!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Ajellis BB RBI!

Orel said...

Ah, the old repeatedly-get-walks-with-the-bases-loaded offense. I love it.

Paul said...

Just like Kershaw the Dodgers have some runs!

Orel said...

No K, AK!

Fred's Brim said...

good eye, AJ!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Adam Kennedy, first man off the bench.

Orel said...

<< Just like Kershaw the Dodgers have some runs! >>

Bravo, Paul.

Jason said...

Kerhsaw not eligible for the win.

Feel better, Kid. See you next week!

Alex said...

Dont they know that loney can't run?

Fred's Brim said...

good work Clayton. If this was spring training, you could still get the win

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Thanks a bunch, Kennedy.

Fred's Brim said...

heh heh, Paul

Alex said...

valiant effort CK - we'll see you on Tuesday!

MR.F said...

Yay Matt Kemp commercial on mlb.tv!

Fred's Brim said...

Where is Sirhan Sirhan when we need him?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Vladimir Shpunt is really sending Kershaw some bad vibes.

Fred's Brim said...

I think he sent Clayton some bad clams, too

Steve Sax said...

2-0 Dodgers through 3.5.

Josh Lindblom on to pitch, given Kershaw's flu finally got the best of him...

Steve Sax said...

Nice to see a hoppin' GT here, boys and girls!

Hideo Nomo said...

Am I crazy or is the comment page cutting off at 200? I can only see new comments on the post itself.

Yeah, that's not gonna fly.

Hideo Nomo said...

And just like that, it's fixed.

Fred's Brim said...

trottin' GT, more like it

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

You can only see comments past 200 by commenting yourself.

Jason said...

Ahhhh! Get Frank off my computer screen!

Fred's Brim said...

woah, that was closer than it should have been

Jason said...

Although, Frank's new girlfriend is kinda hot.

Orel said...

Wow, Frank McCourt upgraded in the significant other department.

Orel said...

DEEGO!

Jason said...

DEEEEEEE!!!

Cliff Beefpile said...

I see McCourt has decided to settle down with a nice girl his own age...not at all a gold digger.

Fred's Brim said...

who is Frank's lady? she looks like she could be on Housewives of New Jersey

or Mistresses of Staten Island

Fred's Brim said...

HOLY SHIT, DEE!!!!!!!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I need a pic of Frank's squeeze, ASAP.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I bet she's got ample parking lots, if you know what I mean.

Fred's Brim said...

She's got huge tracts of land where one could develop a mall or build a football stadium, if you know what I mean

Jason said...

Dee3B

Cliff Beefpile said...

Atta boy, Dee-Lite!

Jason said...

Or 3Dee?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Meh. I'll take it.

Jason said...

Damn, E-8.

Fred's Brim said...

TripleD!

Fred's Brim said...

NOW GET HIM HOME, YOU FUNDAMENTALLY SOUND SOB!

Hideo Nomo said...

Man, I'm rusty.

Jason said...

That was a Dee influenced bobble if I've ever seen one.

Fred's Brim said...

Mehllis

Fred's Brim said...

attaboy Matty!

Fred's Brim said...

i will take that every time

Fred's Brim said...

ugh

Cliff Beefpile said...

"She's got huge tracts of land where one could develop a mall or build a football stadium, if you know what I mean"

"I bet she's got ample parking lots, if you know what I mean."

Oh, you mean she's a real estate mogul like Frank? And here I thought Frank was just a man-whore looking for a sugar babe. Boy, do I feel like a jerk.

Orel said...

Main page updated with McCourt gal pal goodness.

Fred's Brim said...

now is when Dre hits a HR

Jason said...

Frank's new woman's right arm

Orel said...

That is one sexy arm.

Fred's Brim said...

I wonder what the conversation was like when Frank introduced her to Magic. "Hey Earvin, I'd like you to meet my new sweety, Traci."
"Um Frank, not for nothin, but you got $2 billion dollars coming to you. You can do better than that. No offense, Traci..."

Hideo Nomo said...

Test.

Fred's Brim said...

According to Vin, Kyle Blanks has an irrational hatred of football

Orel said...

Two solid innings from Lindblom so far. 3-0 Dodgers after 5.

Orel said...

I though Kyle Blanks had an irrational hatred of his brother Billy.

Fred's Brim said...

nice work, Josh

Fred's Brim said...

@Orel, who doesn't!

Jason said...

I like the symmetry in the box score:

H R E
LA 3 2 0
SD 0 2 3

Steve Sax said...

3-0 through five, Lindblom has two scoreless innings

Orel said...

Still got a cold beer waiting for you, Sax!

Fred's Brim said...

BASS, how low can you go!

cc: Dusty

Hideo Nomo said...

Oh shit, we need runs. MacDougal's warming.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little lover boy!

Jason said...

Damn, the Toronto - Cleveland game went 16 innings and over 5 hours.

Colby Rasmus with a big, fat 0-7 on the day.

Steve Sax said...

Still at work! And we're winning!

But I'm listening to Charley and Rick through my iPad.

Orel said...

trivia: Which 2 pitchers are tied for the most opening day starts in LA Dodger history?

Jason said...

Woo! First conflicting edit of the season!

Steve Sax said...

@Orel, I don't think I'm going to make it by, sorry

Fred's Brim said...

Mr McCourt, I am happy you have found true love again. I thought Jamie was the one until that sneaky driver put a spell on her

Orel said...

I'll have an extra for you, Sax.

Jason said...

@Orel

Top of my head guess: Drysdale and Sutton

Jason said...

300

Fred's Brim said...

Uribe hit that pretty well, but right at the left fielder

Orel said...

Hmmm. Not Koufax?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

We're still winning!

Orel said...

Career too short, maybe.

Orel said...

Uh oh, McDougal sighting.

Jason said...

Interesting, MLB.tv offers the ability to mute at least some ads.

Fred's Brim said...

oh god, Mac

Orel said...

MacDougal walks Venable.

Orel said...

trivia answer:

Drysale & Sutton (7 each)

Congrats, Jason!

Jason said...

Streak of SoSG dominance lives on!

Fred's Brim said...

nice work, Jason!

Fred's Brim said...

my first "Throw strikes, stupid!" of the season

Orel said...

Mac gives it up, of course. 3-1 Dodgers.

Hideo Nomo said...

CUT HIS SCRAWNY ASS I HATE HIM SO MUCH.

Paul said...

This is what happens when McCourt shows up on the mainpage.

Steve Sax said...

there goes the shutout

thanks macshitty

Fred's Brim said...

damn, MacMeatball

Dusty Baker said...

Is it just my browser or is there no "Next 200 comments" type link on the Blogger comment interface? I'm jsut typing this in blind not being able to see the last 120-odd comments.

Fred's Brim said...

i don't like it when Vin talks about the "wet burrito"

Fred's Brim said...

Dusty, try this link

Fred's Brim said...

oh wait, he can't see it

Hideo Nomo said...

Dusty, yeah. I'm having the same problem on iPhone. If you leave the thread and come back, it gets stuck at 200. Once you comment again, the recent comments are there.

Orel said...

Dusty, I have

< Newest>>

at the bottom of my comments page.

Orel said...

Okay, that should have read:

<< Oldest < Older Newer > Newest >>

Dusty Baker said...

@Orel

But it's only after you have commented, as (I read backward/upward) Marla pointed out. You're a lil slow on the old IT uptake, ain't ye? Or, you're drunker than I.*


*I'm dead sober

Dusty Baker said...

@Orel

Try closing your browser then clicking into this thread. You will only see 200 comments (all of them brilliant I might add), with no option to see newer ones. Only when you comment in the space do you then come up with a screen that allows you to view other, newer comments.

Dusty Baker said...

Regrettably Orel also oversees our IT Department, which has recently experienced some "right-sizing."

Fred's Brim said...

And now my favorite is in

Orel said...

I see what you mean, Dusty. Guess you'll have to burn a few garbage comments to see the latest, even if if decreases your MIP (masterful insight percentage).

Cliff Beefpile said...

SOSG game thread needed one more game of spring training to work out the kinks.

Orel said...

^ it

spank said...

UJTD! Suck it,Madres!

Dusty Baker said...

Yeah I really hate having to type uninformed jibberish just to get to the latest comments. I'll have to think of some useless trash comments to burn through.

Fred's Brim said...

thank you, Matt

Fred's Brim said...

@Dusty, I think if you keep "Urine is fat and sucks at baseball" in a text file, you can copy and paste that at any point and still be relevant in the conversation

Fred's Brim said...

MEllis!

Jason said...

BOOM!

One down, 49 to go.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Bison, bishes!!!

Dusty Baker said...

@FB

Even better: make a macro out of that text

Orel said...

KEMP 2-RUN HR! 5-1 Dodgers!

spank said...

WOOHOO!! KEMP MOFOS!

Dusty Baker said...

Bison up in dis bish, bishes!

Fred's Brim said...

MATTY!!!!! 49 to go!!

Cliff Beefpile said...

Fer crap's sake, Ethier, come on!

Fred's Brim said...

Dre Ks on three pitches
Fuck your fucking spring stats!

Fred's Brim said...

Juanny with the double down the line!

Jason said...

"Jim" forget the number of outs.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Crap.

Fred's Brim said...

heh Rivera was a couple feet short on that slide back

Fred's Brim said...

@Jason - he must have though Dre's strikeout was so bad it counted for 2 outs

Fred's Brim said...

Kenley!

Fred's Brim said...

well-placed roller for an infield single

Fred's Brim said...

Ellis got the worst of that foul ball

Fred's Brim said...

wonky ump

Dusty Baker said...

My eyes still hurt from that Either at bat.

Jason said...

That ball was crushed.

Fred's Brim said...

cripes - Maybin bonked that one

Jason said...

Looks like Guerra is going to get a save opportunity after all.

Fred's Brim said...

Is it the speed gun or has Kenley lost a couple of MPH on his fastball?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Guerra also gets a little bit of job security.

Dusty Baker said...

I remember that Manny hit one that far back, in that area of Petco. But man, that was just yanked.

Dusty Baker said...

@FB

Who's to say he's lost velocity versus just Opening Day jitters mean he's not opening up full bore. I vote the latter.

Jason said...

Didn't Kenley have a sore shoulder during spring training?

MR.F said...

I'm super late, but
BISON POWER!!!!!

Fred's Brim said...

plus it's cold there in SD

Fred's Brim said...

I don't remember the shoulder but Kenley had a wonky heart

Fred's Brim said...

but he could have had shoulder issues too

Jason said...

Eduardo, Ernesto, whatever.

Fred's Brim said...

Steve Lyons, you add nothing

Jason said...

Maybe I just edited out the off-season and am thinking of Kenley's DL stint last season for shoulder soreness.

Jason said...

Steve Lyons adds suckitude.

Dusty Baker said...

OMG was that a horrible AB for Urine. I don't even know what to say. What is he trying to do each time? Most batters have an approach, a strategy, given the pitcher, the situation, etc. Urine's got nothing, it would seem.

Fred's Brim said...

YOU CAN DO BETTER!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

OMG indeed.

Fred's Brim said...

I think Uribe is trying to hit 500 foot homers every time

Dusty Baker said...

BREAKING NEWS FROM RBN:

Texting from a bar, shockingly, RBN asked me to relay the fact that he yelled "Fuck yes, Matt Kemp" really loud in what I believe to be an Angels bar.

Well played, RonRon.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Ajellis!

Dusty Baker said...

AJEllis with a nice little single. Now I have to walk the dogs.

And that's not a euphemism.

Jason said...

@DB

Uribe's strategy when batting at the plate is the same as when eating at the dinner plate: go for everything.

Cliff Beefpile said...

I like to "walk the dogs" in the shower each morning.

Fred's Brim said...

Hairston, your job for this whole season is to get walks

Fernie V said...

Steve, Steve we need an app for this blog.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Hairston with a base on balls.

Fred's Brim said...

nice, Jerry

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I don't know about dogs, but I often walk the dinosaur.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Stop swinging at balls in the dirt, Dee!

Fred's Brim said...

Dee's gotta get better at not swinging at balls he can't hit

Fernie V said...

Leave him in bud.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Every time Kemp comes up I hear the Godzilla theme song in my head.

Fernie V said...

Kill em kemp

Fred's Brim said...

haha Cliff, that's great!

Jason said...

Time for Kemp to start crowding the plate. No one is going to throw him anything from center plate in.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Come on, Dodgers, put 'em away...I gotta switch over to the Kings game soon!

MeanieBreanie said...

Watching live and keeping up with you guys on Blogger can be a challenge.

Enjoying this game with a nice glass of Mer Soleil Chardonnay.

Go Blue
(we's lookin good)

Orel said...

I wonder if MB is the only SoSG reader drinking Chardonnay.

Jason said...

There may be a McCovey s lurking here with Chardonnay in pinky-extedened hand, also.

Jason said...

^ uh McCovey Chronicles. Not sure how that got edited out.

Oh wait...

Jason said...

400

Cliff Beefpile said...

Other than the blown call on Ethier's slide at home, the ump seems to be a bit of a Dodger homer...and I'm totally OK with that.

Orel said...

Jason with 400 badge.

MeanieBreanie said...

Amongst this crowd I probably am the only Chardonnay drinker. Scotch is out tonight as I need to function in the morning.

#400

Paul said...

Nice pitch!

MeanieBreanie said...

Ooops, late on the draw

Orel said...

So far, so good for Javy. One down.

Paul said...

I'll drink a Chard once and awhile but not my favorite white. Cheers!

Orel said...

Functioning in the morning is overrated, MB. Join us with a victory Scotch! Hopefully!

Orel said...

Two down!

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