Welcome brothers and sisters to the World of Jimbo. You are now part of the Empire. If you have not already memorized the Manifesto, do so NOW.
New Jimbo's often feel the need to share their feelings about being a Jimbo. You may do this in three ways:
- You may call the Jimbo Hotline 1-360-TO-JIMBO and leave a voice message describing your feelings. Assuming we figure out the technology, we may post your voice message later.
- You may submit your Jimbo profile and Ridiculum Vitae. These may also be posted later (we will not post your email address).
- You can simply write us to info@HeyJimbo.org
And remember: DO NOT SPEAK TO THE NON-JIMBOS.
Godspeed and Hey Jimbo!