Here are some exciting Jimbo profiles thusfar submitted!:
Pre-Jimbo Screenname: Wicks
Post-Jimbo Screenname: Jimbo
Which is your favorite article of the Hey Jimbo! Manifesto and why?: Until now I have lived my life without purpose, passion, honor and yes.....JIMBO. With Jimbo now running through my blood I can now start over again and be the Jimbo I want to be. Hey Jimbo!
How will you give back to the Jimbo community?: I will give back by honoring the hey jimbo rules and convert those who wear black and orange to our Jimbo ways.
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Pre-Jimbo Screenname: Mr. Doctor
Post-Jimbo Screenname: Jimbo
Which is your favorite article of the Hey Jimbo! Manifesto and why?: Article I (b): Jimbo pride is epitomized in our greeting to one another: “Hey Jimbo!"
How will you give back to the Jimbo community?: (Rebecca Black's Friday lyrics inexplicably recited here in their entirety)
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Pre-Jimbo Screenname: QuadSevens
Post-Jimbo Screenname: Jimbo
Which is your favorite article of the Hey Jimbo! Manifesto and why?: "We will first overtake the planet; then the universe; then your soul". This shows just how serious Jimbos are about expansion. I love the commitment too.
How will you give back to the Jimbo community?: I will give back to the Jimbo community by converting all non-Jimbos I come in contact with as quickly as Jimboly possible.
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Pre-Jimbo Screenname: Erin
Post-Jimbo Screenname: Jimbo
Which is your favorite article of the Hey Jimbo! Manifesto and why?: Article III (a). Because I have a bleeding heart.
How will you give back to the Jimbo community?: Uh...by trying to understand what the hell is going on so that I can help others? I don't know. You guys are insane.
Great start! Though so far no calls into the Jimbo Hotline: 1-360-TO-JIMBO. Lines are open and Jimboperators are standing by!
5 comments:
I appreciate that the phones at Jimbo headquarters use a Seattle number making it a local call for this Jimbo. Until I usurp the power from my non-Jimbo bosses, it is much easier to make local phone calls from the office.
(trips passing non-Jimbo "colleague")
Mr. Doctor sounds vaguely familiar in the back of my head... Could it be? Could I have been someone or SOMETHING? This so-called "Mr. Doctor"?
I've happily spent my entire life as Jimbo. From the first time I opened my eyes and saw those kind, caring, INTENSE YELLOW eyes of other Jimbo's. I knew I was truly ALIVE. But this, this casts a shadow as dark as my face on what I thought I knew about myself.
I know that what or whomever I was is now long in my past. I must accept this life as a Jimbo. I will leave you this, as a bio-machined tear rolls down this cheek of non-living flesh.....
HEY JIMBO!
I called the Jimbo hotline and I was propositioned for phone sex. Huh?
Jimbo is good
Jimbo is great
We surrender our will
As of this date
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