Next batch is here:
Pre-Jimbo Screenname: Dr. Geek
Post-Jimbo Screenname: Jimbo
Which is your favorite article of the Hey Jimbo! Manifesto and why?: None yet. I'm too scared by the menacing eye of the Jimbo to give this place more than a cursory glance.
How will you give back to the Jimbo community?: By finding courage, like that lion.
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Pre-Jimbo Screenname: Jason
Post-Jimbo Screenname: Jimbo
Which is your favorite article of the Hey Jimbo! Manifesto and why?: Article II (c): "We are firm but fair, disciplined but caring, harsh but seldom cruel." Because this Jimbo gets to use all the Jimbo cruel. Feel my wrath, non-Jimbo beings!
How will you give back to the Jimbo community?: I will ensure every Jimbo has the tasty alcoholic beverage of their choice available at a moments notice by enslaving the non-Jimbo humans and primates allowed to live in the new Jimbo world.
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Pre-Jimbo Screenname: Loney Fan
Post-Jimbo Screenname: Jimbo
Which is your favorite article of the Hey Jimbo! Manifesto and why?: Article IV (c) - Who could refuse Jimbo?
How will you give back to the Jimbo community?: Hey Jimbo! I promise to spread the word of Jimbo to those who are ready for the message. I promise to deliver swift and just retribution to any non-Jimbo who has been given the opportunity to join the glorious Jimbo reign but refused.
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Pre-Jimbo Screenname: Mr. Customer
Post-Jimbo Screenname: Jimbo
Which is your favorite article of the Hey Jimbo! Manifesto and why?: Article IV (c), because I'll finally have an excuse to exact swift and brutal vengence on the non-Jimbo population
How will you give back to the Jimbo community?: By adding my Jimbo talents, however meager, to the ever-growing Jimbo horde. Therefore, as a free Jimbo, I take pride in the words "Ich bin ein Jimborliner"
Sorry if you've submitted and I haven't gotten to your yet...fear not, it's on the way (as well as the voice messages to the hotline).
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