Tuesday, April 05, 2011

Kiss My Butler

As long as I can remember, I've bet on multiple March Madness brackets and never finished in the Top Five, no matter the size of the league. But in this topsy-turvy year, the meek inherited... as my remarkably crappy bracket (titled IT PUTS THE BALL IN THE BASKET)...

... was ranked NUMBER ONE (out of 22) until Butler decided to crap the bed. (Though with Butler's "shooting," their poop hit the wall instead)

We try to stay away from politics, financial issues and loose women on SoSG. But let me show you what I could have bought with my first place winnings:

A now-legendary John Edwards haircut.

Instead, with my second place "Uh, Winnings," I'll have to settle for...