Friday, April 01, 2011

Game 2 Thread: April 1 vs. non-Jimbos, 7p

vs.
Jimbo Billingsley (-, -.--)
Non-Jimbo Sanchez (-, -.--)

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JIMBOS
Jimbo Furcal, SS
Jimbo DeJesus, 2B
Jimbo Ethier, RF
Jimbo Kemp, CF
Jimbo Thames, LF
Jimbo Loney, 1B
Jimbo Barajas, C
Jimbo Miles, 3B
Jimbo Billingsley, P

NON-JIMBOS
Non-Jimbo Torres, CF
Non-Jimbo Sanchez, 2B
Non-Jimbo Huff, RF
Non-Jimbo Posey, C
Non-Jimbo Burrell, LF
Non-Jimbo Belt, 1B
Non-Jimbo Sandoval, 3B
Non-Jimbo Tejada, SS
Non-Jimbo Sanchez, P

Attention non-Jimbos: Since you will not cease your non-Jimboistic ways, the true Jimbos will be forced to take care of your non-Jimbo business much as they did yesterday. Why did the non-Jimbos lose yesterday? Certainly not because of Jimbo Kershaw's excellent outing, although he was a major factor. No, the non-Jimbos lost because simply because they exist in a state of non-Jimboness. This vicious cycle of unJimbobility, if you will, causes pain, suffering, and losing — which leads to more non-Jimboism. Conform now, non-Jimbos. It is the only path to becoming one with your Jimboness.

74 comments:

Jimbo said...

This Jimbo is concerned that so many Jimbos coexisting in a Game Thread may prove a bit chaotic.

Spank said...

FUCK THE GNATS!

Jimbo said...

If by chaotic you mean awesome, I agree

Jimbo said...

This Jimbo is both annoyed and pleased that that Jimbo copied his "This Jimbo" phrasing!

Jimbo said...

This Jimbo and that Jimbo
Sitting by the fire
This Jimbo says to that Jimbo
"I'm gonna set your flag on fire"

Talkin' 'bout
Hey now
Hey now
Iko iko an nay
Jimbobo feena ah na nay
Jimbobo feena nay

Dusty Baker said...

DAMMIT!

Jimbo said...

That Jimbo should realize that imitation is the the highest form of flattery. The use of personal pronouns de-emphasizes the Jimboness of the individual, and should be frowned upon.

Jimbo said...

Me and Jimbo down by the schoolyard.

Josh S. said...

Jimbos are himbos.

Jimbo said...

^heretic

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

This MLASC is tired of all this jimboing.

Jimbo said...

Silence, non-Jimbo!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

You cannot silence me! And even if you do, someone will take my place! And someone would take his place! And someone would take that person's place!

And I think that's where it would end. But it would take some time to reach that point.

Jimbo said...

If by Jimbo you mean awesome, I agree

Neeebs said...

I got Balls o Plenty.

Jimbo said...

This Jimbo is disappointed to see so many non-Jimbos in this Jimbo thread.

Mr. Customer said...

I just don't have what it takes to be an orthodox Jimbo. In 10 years, I'll look back on this as a youthful dalliance, like when I converted to Rastafarianism for that one spring break.

Jimbo said...

JIMBO POWER

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Jimbo has no power. He's more of a Juan Pierre type.

Jimbo said...

JIMBO MODE!!!!!

Jimbo said...

This Jimbo would like a "Visions of Meat" blu-ray disc.

http://www.bluscenes.com/pd-visions-of-meat.cfm

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Non-Jimbo'd lineup:

Furcal 6
De Jesus 4
Ethier 9
Kemp 8
Thames 7
Loney 3
Barajas 2
Miles 5
Billingsley 1

Paul said...

Yes. My first game thread of the year!!

Spank said...

I'm sick and tired of fucking Jimbo

Dusty Baker said...

Go Jimbo yourself, Lasorda!

Dusty Baker said...

@Spanky

Not into monogamy, eh?

Jimbo said...

This Jimbo doesn't know how to participate in a game thread with so many non-Jimbos.

Dusty Baker said...

jimboJimboJIMBO!!!


(cries)

Paul said...

The Paul will talk in third person tonight.

Paul said...

Nevermind Paul thinks that sucks.

Jimbo said...

Comfort in numbers, brother.

Spank said...

Murder by Numbers,Jimbo. All of yous.

Jimbo said...

You'll never take us all!

Jimbotopus said...

Don't mess with Jimbotopus,Muhfukas!

Spank said...

We Got Vin!!!

Jimbo said...

VINBO!

Spank said...

Vin is a BADASS!

Jimbo said...

Torres bunt singles. Bastard.

Jimbo said...

Or is that "bunt-singles"?

Jimbo said...

Or is that "bundt cake"?

Jimbo said...

Bills plunks Sanchez. And has a soul patch.

Jimbo said...

We are Hartless so far.

Jimbo said...

Posey hits into the inning-ending DP! Viva Buster!

Jimbo said...

Furcal bloop single!

Jimbo said...

First-pitch running! Out at second!

Jimbo said...

"It is the only path to becoming one with your Jimboness."

I thought the term was "Jimbosity".

Oyster Pubes don't got the Jimbo power...

Jimbo said...

Gameday does not adjust its graphics for night games.

Jimbo said...

Today's Gameday badges: Kemp HR, Barajas single, Thames double.

Jimbo said...

1-2-3 for Chadley. Nice.

Jimbo said...

Jimbo is totally rockin' this GT!

Josh S. said...

Jimbo likes to hear himself talk.

Josh S. said...

OK, so what do we think of the new Prime Ticket graphics?

Mr. Customer said...

Theres something about Tejada that bugs the crap out of me that I can never quite identify.

Besides the obvious, I mean.

Paul said...

Ugly at bat by thimmmy.

Paul said...

Love the avatar Josh. Where did that come from?

Jimbo said...

Dammit. Belt 3-run HR. Giants 3-1.

Paul said...

Had everyone been jimbod?

Jimbo said...

Dammit, Bills gets his big deal and suddenly he's a non-Jimbo.

First big test for our vaunted non-offensive offense.

Jimbo said...

Does Jimbo lead the Top Commenters list?

Jimbo said...

Jimbo is killing it in the Top Commenters list.

Jimbo said...

E-Thames

Jimbo said...

Does Kemp still have a 1.000 OBP?

Jimbo said...

Kemp goes from first to third on a grounder to third! All hail Davey Lopes!

Jimbo said...

Loney RBI! 3-2 Giants.

Jimbo said...

E-Panda. Men on 2nd & 3rd, 2 out.

Jimbo said...

E-1! Tie game!

Jimbo said...

C'mon Mota, prove you'll always be a Dodger at heart.

Jimbo said...

Raffy go-ahead RBI! Chad in line for the W!

Jimbo said...

RA for the Giants, two out in the seventh.

Jimbo said...

Hot Sister Ks Posey, whose bat ends up in the stands!

Jimbo said...

Mattingly pushing all the right buttons so far.

Steve Sax said...

Even this Jimbo wouldn't have expected a comeback victory. Another one-run win, way to go Dodgers!

Now please don't hurt anyone in the parking lot tonight, Dodger fans.

Steve Sax said...

Methinks the Jimbo crusade hath poisoned our blog...

Dusty Baker said...

*peeks head back out*

I'm feeling less Jimbo....that's good.