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JIMBOS
Jimbo Furcal, SS
Jimbo DeJesus, 2B
Jimbo Ethier, RF
Jimbo Kemp, CF
Jimbo Thames, LF
Jimbo Loney, 1B
Jimbo Barajas, C
Jimbo Miles, 3B
Jimbo Billingsley, P
NON-JIMBOS
Non-Jimbo Torres, CF
Non-Jimbo Sanchez, 2B
Non-Jimbo Huff, RF
Non-Jimbo Posey, C
Non-Jimbo Burrell, LF
Non-Jimbo Belt, 1B
Non-Jimbo Sandoval, 3B
Non-Jimbo Tejada, SS
Non-Jimbo Sanchez, P
Attention non-Jimbos: Since you will not cease your non-Jimboistic ways, the true Jimbos will be forced to take care of your non-Jimbo business much as they did yesterday. Why did the non-Jimbos lose yesterday? Certainly not because of Jimbo Kershaw's excellent outing, although he was a major factor. No, the non-Jimbos lost because simply because they exist in a state of non-Jimboness. This vicious cycle of unJimbobility, if you will, causes pain, suffering, and losing — which leads to more non-Jimboism. Conform now, non-Jimbos. It is the only path to becoming one with your Jimboness.
73 comments:
This Jimbo is concerned that so many Jimbos coexisting in a Game Thread may prove a bit chaotic.
FUCK THE GNATS!
If by chaotic you mean awesome, I agree
This Jimbo is both annoyed and pleased that that Jimbo copied his "This Jimbo" phrasing!
This Jimbo and that Jimbo
Sitting by the fire
This Jimbo says to that Jimbo
"I'm gonna set your flag on fire"
Talkin' 'bout
Hey now
Hey now
Iko iko an nay
Jimbobo feena ah na nay
Jimbobo feena nay
DAMMIT!
That Jimbo should realize that imitation is the the highest form of flattery. The use of personal pronouns de-emphasizes the Jimboness of the individual, and should be frowned upon.
Me and Jimbo down by the schoolyard.
Jimbos are himbos.
^heretic
This MLASC is tired of all this jimboing.
Silence, non-Jimbo!
You cannot silence me! And even if you do, someone will take my place! And someone would take his place! And someone would take that person's place!
And I think that's where it would end. But it would take some time to reach that point.
If by Jimbo you mean awesome, I agree
I got Balls o Plenty.
This Jimbo is disappointed to see so many non-Jimbos in this Jimbo thread.
I just don't have what it takes to be an orthodox Jimbo. In 10 years, I'll look back on this as a youthful dalliance, like when I converted to Rastafarianism for that one spring break.
JIMBO POWER
Jimbo has no power. He's more of a Juan Pierre type.
JIMBO MODE!!!!!
This Jimbo would like a "Visions of Meat" blu-ray disc.
http://www.bluscenes.com/pd-visions-of-meat.cfm
Non-Jimbo'd lineup:
Furcal 6
De Jesus 4
Ethier 9
Kemp 8
Thames 7
Loney 3
Barajas 2
Miles 5
Billingsley 1
Yes. My first game thread of the year!!
Go Jimbo yourself, Lasorda!
@Spanky
Not into monogamy, eh?
This Jimbo doesn't know how to participate in a game thread with so many non-Jimbos.
jimboJimboJIMBO!!!
(cries)
The Paul will talk in third person tonight.
Nevermind Paul thinks that sucks.
Comfort in numbers, brother.
Murder by Numbers,Jimbo. All of yous.
You'll never take us all!
Don't mess with Jimbotopus,Muhfukas!
We Got Vin!!!
VINBO!
Vin is a BADASS!
Torres bunt singles. Bastard.
Or is that "bunt-singles"?
Or is that "bundt cake"?
Bills plunks Sanchez. And has a soul patch.
We are Hartless so far.
Posey hits into the inning-ending DP! Viva Buster!
Furcal bloop single!
First-pitch running! Out at second!
"It is the only path to becoming one with your Jimboness."
I thought the term was "Jimbosity".
Oyster Pubes don't got the Jimbo power...
Gameday does not adjust its graphics for night games.
Today's Gameday badges: Kemp HR, Barajas single, Thames double.
1-2-3 for Chadley. Nice.
Jimbo is totally rockin' this GT!
Jimbo likes to hear himself talk.
OK, so what do we think of the new Prime Ticket graphics?
Theres something about Tejada that bugs the crap out of me that I can never quite identify.
Besides the obvious, I mean.
Ugly at bat by thimmmy.
Love the avatar Josh. Where did that come from?
Dammit. Belt 3-run HR. Giants 3-1.
Had everyone been jimbod?
Dammit, Bills gets his big deal and suddenly he's a non-Jimbo.
First big test for our vaunted non-offensive offense.
Does Jimbo lead the Top Commenters list?
Jimbo is killing it in the Top Commenters list.
E-Thames
Does Kemp still have a 1.000 OBP?
Kemp goes from first to third on a grounder to third! All hail Davey Lopes!
Loney RBI! 3-2 Giants.
E-Panda. Men on 2nd & 3rd, 2 out.
E-1! Tie game!
C'mon Mota, prove you'll always be a Dodger at heart.
Raffy go-ahead RBI! Chad in line for the W!
RA for the Giants, two out in the seventh.
Hot Sister Ks Posey, whose bat ends up in the stands!
Mattingly pushing all the right buttons so far.
Even this Jimbo wouldn't have expected a comeback victory. Another one-run win, way to go Dodgers!
Now please don't hurt anyone in the parking lot tonight, Dodger fans.
Methinks the Jimbo crusade hath poisoned our blog...
*peeks head back out*
I'm feeling less Jimbo....that's good.
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