Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Bring That Man Some More Bigelow Green Tea, Stat

Fresh off of that woeful 0-8 start to our last roadtrip, Dodger manager Joe Torre has apparently developed a new sense of cattiness about Dodger Tub of Lard Andruw Jones:

Andruw Jones was activated from the disabled list and took batting practice at Dodger Stadium, but that might be as close as the outfielder gets to game action for a while. Manager Joe Torre said Jones was still suffering from a sore right knee that he recently irritated on a rehabilitation assignment at triple-A Las Vegas. Although Jones played several games at first base with the 51s, Torre said he didn't envision using Jones in place of James Loney.

"We're looking for people who can help us," Torre said.

And just think: Bigelow Green Tea contains only 1/2 to 1/4 the amount of caffeine found in coffee. Just think what Torre is like after a Red Bull!

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