Get it? Wrecked home opener?
Josh Beckett (0-1, 4.50) vs. Clayton Richard (0-1, 14.54)
It may be April 9th, but it's still Opening Day somewhere! Today that somewhere is San Diego. The Dodgers are looking to wreck the Padres' home opener for the second year in a row. Last year's matchup featured Matt Kemp's first home run of the season. I say it happens again today.
Looking at the ERAs alone, this doesn't look like a dazzling pitching matchup, but their Clayton has managed to give us fits and tantrums in the past. Here's hoping the suddenly-resurgent Dodger offense makes him think, "I'm out of my league."
Weird start time today, kids! Better blow off that afternoon meeting!
105 comments:
That looks more like a classroom lockset to me, Gnomes.
Shh. Just go with it.
^ What Dusty says to everyone pre-dry-hump.
Because he's a gentle humper.
Currently commenting from inside the afternoon meeting that I couldn't blow off.
New dimensions for Petco Park
Red Leader, Check!
MattycaKes.
Gameday Audio ahead of Gameday. Miracle!
RANCHO LARDIENDO
Uribe goes yard?
Check that Uribe is a tub of lard.
NOPE
PISS
Urine dribbles...hahahaha
Derp.
On public transportation, Vinny!
OH, it's THAT Beckett today. Good to know.
We are filthy rich right? Why haven't we cut Uribe? What a waste of a roster spot.
Seriously. That guy knows where the bodies are buried.
In the end it will only be Uribe and cockroaches.
Someone get him some fried chicken! Or get me some!
Maybe Dodger Dogs are people and Uribe found out.
(I'd still eat them. If he left me any.)
Could be a long afternoon. I'm glad we've got other options if Becket's arm keeps falling off.
Fuck yeah! I get home and he game is on Fox SD. Woohoo Mofos!
oh yeah
FUCK YOU URINE! YOU SACK OF SHIT.
Man, nothing gets Twitter love like Uribe fat jokes.
nice catch,crawdude
I like this Crawford guy
If Twitter had a collective personality, it would be that of Nelson Muntz, so I can see how that might be.
crawdude with a hit but gets picked off.dummy
Not so much when he's picked off...
no mo hedley but there's a jerko
ajellis lost the ball in the shadows but umpire calls batter interference.
mattingly sucks dirty ass. why come he has urine batting before ethier is an idiot move.
goddamn this pina colada tastes like the way my high school gym socks smelled.
agonzo with a hit. let's do this.
WHAT?!
Whaaaaaa?
HOLY URIBE!!!
Not really a tub of lard, I meant YARD
His ears were burning.
Wouldn't have been a HR last year...
#Justsayin
Move in the fences for Uribe at all parks!
Did Juan Uribe really just hit a HR or is my Yahoo Gamecast messing with me???
sellers with a hit. this inning is huge.
Nice Bunt!!!
Uribe's first homerun since the Nixon Administration.
Mark Sweeney is all over PETCO. Please don't let Ned find him.
uRIBE
jerko needs to put a little more wrist on his bat swing. just saying.
hedley
beckett seems to be doing alright now.
Becks settling down or the Padres realizing they are the Padres.
What spank said.
kemp double
Matty double!
Here comes our hero.
Fear The Uribe.
wow. urine walks. come on dre day.
Failure to make an out two ABs in a row is somewhat surprising.
don't get picked off at first base,bish!
Vinny just said "town full of beans" in regard to San Diego...
That would have been a HR last year...
Beckett allows his second homer of the day.
Just as I was about to comment about "at least being tied". Back to my regularly scheduled complaining.
a little weird listening to dick enberg announcing a baseball game. kind of like listening to vin do a football game back in the day.
i have no idea why come stone cold steve austin is the padre color commentator.
Nice Ellis. Perfect pitch to throw it.
Way back in the day, my dad was spiked covering the base like Sellers and he did get stitches.
Well when does Uribe hit?
lots of weed smokin happening out there at petco's grassy knoll.trust me.
Cause Austin 3:16 said so, Spank!
Someone say weed? Still need some fried chicken btw.
here's another great idea.let's swing at the first pitch.fuck it.
Grown men named Skip are not to be trusted.
Le sigh, if the only runs we score are off a Uribe homerun I am still considering it a shutout.
can you smell the rock that LT is smoking?
Who is this lefty pitching for us?
cap! my man from last years fantasy team.
On SD feed I didn't get past "well Dick there has been a rash..." In that field update.
And they really love the improvements at the park. Really. They really do...
i didn't hear that rash update. too busy buzzing on this strong pina colonic.
I think I saw Dusty's twin brother.
dude is pitching to mellis as if mellis is babe ruth
3-3
orale agonzo
Couple of monkeys trying to fuck a football on the left side of the infield...
Those useless bunts.
Fuck you Kotsay
Razzle frazzle.
On the other hand, the song from the game thread was played on the Dodger radio broadcast coming out of a break a couple innings ago.
So there's that.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DAMN YOU LOCK JAW. #BELIFUCK
Cap could have gone some more...
YAY PACOZ!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
seeing punto,mehllis and hairston on the mound during the pitching change in a late inning situation is like having a bad case of the shits only worse.
bunt(s)
that's a wrap
shit sandwich
*hangs self*
Base clearing triple 8-3
See you guys tomorrow
Testing the rope and kicking out the chair
STFU SD. You're still in last place
I'll wear this one, guys. I wasn't happy with my GT, but went with it anyway.
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