Monday, January 14, 2008

Caption Contest: You Decide

What is Josh Rawitch telling these minor leaguers?

What is Josh Rawitch telling these minor leaguers?
"never untuck your shirt untill you are inside the clubhouse"
"If you grow a mustache Jeff Kent will like you more."
"Bob Harvey is a disgrace to the dodger brass"
"Just hold your hands like this and say 'Me? I didn't do nuthin'."
"Welcome to the benchwarmers meeting."
"Jeff Kent's range is about this big"
"So I says to him, 'HEY LAMA... how 'bout a little somethin', you know, for the trouble...' "
"If you're happy and you know it clap your hands . . ."
"No kidding. Takashi Saito...THIS BIG. I've seen it myself."
"...Sure enough, he missed my head by this much. And then Brownie took a swing at me, and I sucker-punched his ass into the watercooler."
  
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Posted by Anonymous at 2:48 PM
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That last one should read:

"... so I told him, 'Oh yeah? I heard you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fuckin' boat.' Sure enough, he missed my head by this much. And then Brownie took a swing at me, and I sucker-punched his ass into the watercooler."

Sorry Rob, the whole thing wouldn't fit in the poll.

1/14/2008 3:15 PM
Steve Sax said...

Doesn't a sucker punch, by definition, come when the opponent is not expecting it?

1/14/2008 10:01 PM

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