What is Josh Rawitch telling these minor leaguers?
photo by Jon SooHoo/Dodgers
Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
4/2 vs. AZ (L, 1-2): AC, Sax
4/17 vs. NYM (L, 6-8): Sax
5/1 vs. PHI (W, 13-4): Sax
5/13 vs. SD (W, 4-2): Sax
5/30 vs. WSH (W, 9-3): Sax
7/5 vs. PIT (W, 6-4): Sax
8/30 vs. AZ (W, 7-0): Sax
8/31 vs. ATL (L, 7-8): Sax
9.22 vs. SF (L, 1-5): Sax
12 comments:
"never untuck your shirt untill you are inside the clubhouse"
"Just to be safe, never untuck your shirt. Ever."
If you grow a mustache Jeff Kent will like you more.
"Bob Harvey is a disgrace to the dodger brass"
"Just hold your hands like this and say 'Me? I didn't do nuthin'.'"
"Welcome to the benchwarmers meeting."
Jeff Kent's range is about this big
So I says to him, "HEY LAMA... how 'bout a little somethin', you know, for the trouble..."
"If you're happy and you know it clap your hands . . ."
"No kidding. Takashi Saito...THIS BIG. I've seen it myself."
... so I told him, "Oh yeah? I heard you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fuckin' boat." Sure enough, he missed my head by this much. And then Brownie took a swing at me, and I sucker-punched his ass into the watercooler.
rob gets my vote.
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