What is Josh Rawitch telling these minor leaguers?
photo by Jon SooHoo/Dodgers
Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
10/25 WS G1 vs. NYY (W, 6-3 (10)): Sax
12 comments:
"never untuck your shirt untill you are inside the clubhouse"
"Just to be safe, never untuck your shirt. Ever."
If you grow a mustache Jeff Kent will like you more.
"Bob Harvey is a disgrace to the dodger brass"
"Just hold your hands like this and say 'Me? I didn't do nuthin'.'"
"Welcome to the benchwarmers meeting."
Jeff Kent's range is about this big
So I says to him, "HEY LAMA... how 'bout a little somethin', you know, for the trouble..."
"If you're happy and you know it clap your hands . . ."
"No kidding. Takashi Saito...THIS BIG. I've seen it myself."
... so I told him, "Oh yeah? I heard you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fuckin' boat." Sure enough, he missed my head by this much. And then Brownie took a swing at me, and I sucker-punched his ass into the watercooler.
rob gets my vote.
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