
Can I have my 100th career win NOW? Pretty please?
Clayton Kershaw (1-2, 4.26) vs. Eddie Butler (2-3, 3.73)
A two-game losing streak? The hell? I thought we didn't do that anymore. Can we have some good news, please?
Today, the #Dodgers reinstated RHP Kenley Jansen from the 15-day DL and optioned LHP Daniel Coulombe to @okc_dodgers.
— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) May 15, 2015
Yeah, that'll do. The clouds are lifting. Here's your ray of sunshine...

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Pederson CF
Rollins SS
Kendrick 2B
Gonzalez 1B
Turner 3B
Grandal C
Ethier RF
Van Slyke LF
Kershaw P
Nice. Let's do this!
Pirate feed, anyone?
Yaaarrrrr....
Lots of pitches in the first inning for Clayton but no runs. He seems to have trouble finishing batters off these days, deep counts and lots of foul balls
@DB should I set up a Skype session and point my camera at my TV?
@FB
Yes, and fax me a beer, too.
@FB re Clay
Exactly. It's almost a laissez-faire approach. Need that killer out pitch back.
Rollins HR? Rollins HR!
Jimmy!
Jimmy jerked that into the right field bullpen!
"If you like red beards, you've got him." - Vin re Turner
I thought he said "red beers" at first and I was all in.
and HowHow pokes one into right
and AG walks
don't need to give this guy free outs
Jesus, Howie. First no red beer and now this.
Turner also pokes one into right
wow, Grandal walks
Spank's boy up to spoil this
39 pitches for Butler, though.
Uncle Charlie dropped on the opposing pitcher
Clayton draws a walk after SVS rushes to ground out
Joc hit by pitch
this already feels like one of those frustrating games where we get on base all the time but can never get the big hit
JRoll with the double play
CK with a nice play on the chopper, AG with a nice pickup of the short throw
strange, Arenado knocks the ball out of Yaz's glove after he tries to tag him after the K
Howie with a leadoff single past short
Currently Drinking: Sixpoint Jammer Gose
Willin Rosario looking like a catcher playing first on that play
Second and third, nobody out
Turner with a double into the left field corner, 3-0 good guys!
YG grounds to second towards first, JT to third, 1 out
Dre grounds between first and second, Turner scores, 4-0 good guys!
Rosario looked like he could have gotten to that but was hesitant
SVS walks
Clayton gets the bunt down on 0-2, 2nd and 3rd, 2 outs
and that's it for Butler
Feels like we should be up 7-0
Yohan Flande
Haloed Fanny
shit, Joc rips it but right at Gonzales. I don't like these mounting wasted opportunities. That shit will come back to haunt us
Vin on one of Clayton's curveballs that dropped in for a strike: "a big old rainbow with a pot of gold at the end of it"
Good inning for Clayton
JRoll with a double slapped into right
Yohan Flande
A Hand Felony
^ what Dusty was charged with after his mom caught him watching scrambled porn late at night
Howard slaps another single to right, James to third
AG with the slow roller, non-rbi double play, 5-0 good guys
Two XBH for JRoll?! What's going on
Turner walks
Grandal grounds out to second, Vin talking about a bike with weird steering
Clayton gets jobbed on ball 4
Feels like the umps are adjusting to Grandal's framing skillz
Strikeout number 9 for Clayton through 5
Dre rips one to right past Rosario
Dre twists his ankle somehow, but stays in
Clayton's bunt is down but Dre is nailed at second
Joc singles(!) up the middle, Clayton scoots to third
Rollins with a weak grounder past Rosario with everyone shifted left, Clayton scores, 6-0 good guys
Howie grounds to third, 9 LOB
Gonzales with a hit on Clayton's 90th pitch
Clayton sticking with the tough comebacker from Headley
10Ks
single my Lemahieu with a single, Gonzales scores, 6-1 good guys
Hedy
Is Nancy Bea playing the "Legend of Zelda" theme song??
Holy . . . did I just hear The Legend of Zelda on the Dodger Stadium organ?
a walk on pitch 110
and that's it
good game, Clayton!
and that's it for FB too
hang onto this win, please.
Gnite, all
Is it me or did Kershaw look like he was gonna cry when he Mattingly came to pull him outta the game?
Not Nancy Bea. Kings' organist filling in. He always plays out there shit.
Welcome home, Kenley!
Congrats, Kershaw, on win no. 100!
Yeah I like that Kings organist dude. He and Nancy Bea should have kids together.
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