Thursday, May 21, 2015

Game 40 Thread: May 21 @ Giants, 12:45p

From @akaTheConman, who else?

Clayton Kershaw (2-2, 4.24) vs. Madison Bumgarner (4-2, 3.20).

Shit shit shit. The Dodger Express has hit a wall called AT&T Park, where their bats have gone into deep freeze. Put it this way: The first run they score today will be the second run they will have scored ALL WEEK. Regression to the mean is a bitch.

Meanwhile, Kershaw keeps striking 'em out...and allowing runs. He'll be fine, Daniel Brim of Dodgers Digest tells us. Well, today would be a good day to start getting there.

43 comments:

Hideo Nomo said...

Pederson CF
Hernandez SS
Kendrick 2B
Gonzalez 1B
Turner 3B
Van Slyke RF
Guerrero LF
Ellis C
Kershaw P

Hideo Nomo said...

Feeling low today. Smashing the shit out of Bumgarner would help immensely.

MR.F said...

Yeah can we please fuck up Mr. 11th-Most-Popular-Girls-Name-Of-2014? Pretty please?

MR.F said...

http://www.babycenter.com/popular-baby-girl-names-2014

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

DBT in the house. Let's see if I can bring any sort of good fortune and undo the phonebook park curse. This is freaking incredibly unbelievable bullshit!

Get some damn hits, score some damn runs, win a damn game! How complicated is it?!?!

Orel said...

Mr. F with some QualityHate™

Orel said...

DBT! It's like old times!

karen said...

I want to preach the HATE but don't know if that's enough anymore.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Karen, never stop the HATE. Must dig deeper today and pull all the HATE we can muster!

karen said...

Dusty....Amen Brother, I needed that come to Jesus moment! THE HATE IS ALIVE!!

HooYaa!

spnk said...

Not much smashing happening today with Ellis in the lineup.

Fred's Brim said...

Let's burn this motherfucker to the
GOTDAMN GROUND!

MR.F said...

Yay double

Hideo Nomo said...

We can get 'em on, but can we get 'em in?

MR.F said...

At least we made him throw a lot of pitches?

Orel said...

We are a wee bit impotent

spnk said...

http://goatd.net/91409/watch-los-angeles-dodgers-vs-san-francisco-giants

karen said...

ha ha diablo. i HATE you.

karen said...

Joc left at 3rd.

Shit.

karen said...

MadBitch goes yard 1-0 gnats.

spnk said...

meh. fuck this .i'm out. release Ellis already.

Orel said...

Arruebarrena suspended

karen said...

Orel...Why?

karen said...

Diablo safe at home. 2-0 in 4th.

Orel said...

from MLBTR:

"President of baseball operations Andrew Friedman confirmed to Plunkett that the 25-year-old Arruebarrena is suspended but declined to give further detail, referring to the situation as an 'internal matter.' As Plunkett points out, that would suggest that Arruebarrena has not done something that would warrant a league-mandated suspension (e.g. PED usage, drug of abuse)."

Orel said...

Article suggests Friedman & Co. aren't enamored with Arruebarrena, but I thought they signed him? Implication is that he was a Ned signing

Hideo Nomo said...

FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT IN THE FUCKING NOSE.

karen said...

Vin thinking that MadBitch might hit someone because Kid K hit Belt in 4th.

MR.F said...

MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING GIANTS

MR.F said...

8 hits and 0 runs bleh, Dodgers offense is as shitty as my digestive system.

MR.F said...

9 hits

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

well this sucks

MR.F said...

And... double play.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

How does the entire offense eat a big shit sandwich all at once?

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Does Donnie get fired tonight or tomorrow morning? How do get shut out in three in straight in SF and keep your job?

Orel said...

Hey, he did it in 2012

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Giants are now defending WS champs and BWHT champs?

ghhh... Have fun designing that new belt...

MR.F said...

fuck....

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

We need to burn some sage in ATT Park to cleanse the bad juju before returning in September.

Dusty Baker said...

Is this the line for shit sandwiches?

spnk said...

i'd like mine with extra caca.

BJ Killeen said...

I have never been more depressed in my life. Why God, why? And the Giants no less. You must really hate us.

karen said...

I've been saying for awhile now, we've somehow pissed off the baseball gods. How else to explain the hated ones success these last few years? We need to somehow atone. I've been taking care of the virgin sacrifices but clearly that is not enough. Suggestions??