Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Clayton Kershaw (2-2, 4.24) vs. Madison Bumgarner (4-2, 3.20).
Shit shit shit. The Dodger Express has hit a wall called AT&T Park, where their bats have gone into deep freeze. Put it this way: The first run they score today will be the second run they will have scored ALL WEEK. Regression to the mean is a bitch.
Meanwhile, Kershaw keeps striking 'em out...and allowing runs. He'll be fine, Daniel Brim of Dodgers Digest tells us. Well, today would be a good day to start getting there.
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
42 comments:
Pederson CF
Hernandez SS
Kendrick 2B
Gonzalez 1B
Turner 3B
Van Slyke RF
Guerrero LF
Ellis C
Kershaw P
Feeling low today. Smashing the shit out of Bumgarner would help immensely.
Yeah can we please fuck up Mr. 11th-Most-Popular-Girls-Name-Of-2014? Pretty please?
http://www.babycenter.com/popular-baby-girl-names-2014
DBT in the house. Let's see if I can bring any sort of good fortune and undo the phonebook park curse. This is freaking incredibly unbelievable bullshit!
Get some damn hits, score some damn runs, win a damn game! How complicated is it?!?!
Mr. F with some QualityHate™
DBT! It's like old times!
I want to preach the HATE but don't know if that's enough anymore.
Karen, never stop the HATE. Must dig deeper today and pull all the HATE we can muster!
Dusty....Amen Brother, I needed that come to Jesus moment! THE HATE IS ALIVE!!
HooYaa!
Not much smashing happening today with Ellis in the lineup.
Let's burn this motherfucker to the
GOTDAMN GROUND!
Yay double
We can get 'em on, but can we get 'em in?
At least we made him throw a lot of pitches?
We are a wee bit impotent
http://goatd.net/91409/watch-los-angeles-dodgers-vs-san-francisco-giants
Joc left at 3rd.
Shit.
MadBitch goes yard 1-0 gnats.
meh. fuck this .i'm out. release Ellis already.
Arruebarrena suspended
Orel...Why?
Diablo safe at home. 2-0 in 4th.
from MLBTR:
"President of baseball operations Andrew Friedman confirmed to Plunkett that the 25-year-old Arruebarrena is suspended but declined to give further detail, referring to the situation as an 'internal matter.' As Plunkett points out, that would suggest that Arruebarrena has not done something that would warrant a league-mandated suspension (e.g. PED usage, drug of abuse)."
Article suggests Friedman & Co. aren't enamored with Arruebarrena, but I thought they signed him? Implication is that he was a Ned signing
FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT IN THE FUCKING NOSE.
Vin thinking that MadBitch might hit someone because Kid K hit Belt in 4th.
MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING GIANTS
8 hits and 0 runs bleh, Dodgers offense is as shitty as my digestive system.
9 hits
well this sucks
And... double play.
How does the entire offense eat a big shit sandwich all at once?
Does Donnie get fired tonight or tomorrow morning? How do get shut out in three in straight in SF and keep your job?
Hey, he did it in 2012
Giants are now defending WS champs and BWHT champs?
ghhh... Have fun designing that new belt...
fuck....
We need to burn some sage in ATT Park to cleanse the bad juju before returning in September.
Is this the line for shit sandwiches?
i'd like mine with extra caca.
I have never been more depressed in my life. Why God, why? And the Giants no less. You must really hate us.
I've been saying for awhile now, we've somehow pissed off the baseball gods. How else to explain the hated ones success these last few years? We need to somehow atone. I've been taking care of the virgin sacrifices but clearly that is not enough. Suggestions??
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