Joe Wieland (1-4, 5.31) vs. Wily Peralta (0-4, 4.35).
Look, I know the Baseball World Heavyweight Title is on the line. And today's pitching matchup isn't anyone's idea of a duel, so the Dodgers might hit 13 homers. But when I think Brewers, I think Kurt Bevacqua and bubblegum:
It always bothered me that the tips of those calipers are so pointy. THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY IF YOU BURST BEVACQUA'S BUBBLE.