Mike Bolsinger (3-0, 0.71) vs. John Lackey (2-3, 3.18).
Okay, Magic Mike. You've come out of nowhere to become the Dodgers' second-best starter, and for that we are grateful. But we fans always want more more more, and we note that your three wins came against the sub-.500 Marlins, Rockies and Padres.
In fact, with the exception of a certain club up north, no team has given the Dodgers a seriously hard time this season. That could change today, when the Dodgers roll into Busch (man, the stripper jokes just write themselves) to face the red-hot Cardinals (18-5 at home!).
And not only is this a battle of two first-place teams, but the Dodgers will face the Cards in 7 of their next 11 games. Help us, Magic Mike, you're our only hope.
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Pederson CF
Rollins SS
Kendrick 2B
Gonzalez 1B
Turner 3B
Ethier RF
Guerrero LF
Ellis C
Bolsinger P
*rebel yells*
FUCK THE CHARDS!
Stripper theme with a dash of Star Wars. Nice.
New SoSG slogan?
Everyday there is a PRK at the top of the lineup.
Google needs me to identify drinks to verify my non-robotics. One thing I know is drinks!
Hey, DBT-2000!
^Orel - I love it!
But I'll still click "I'm not a robot" for old times sakes.
^is it "old time sakes" or "old times sake?" Grammar wasn't part of my initial programming...
I think "old times' sake." But then again a protocol droid like yourself should know that
Ummmm.....Stripper Mike?? Can we take a cue from Major League and remove an article of clothing with each win?
Keep is classy Karen
Who, me classy??? Surely you jest!
i'll take an article of clothing off with every Dodgers win. Dammit,i'm already nekked.
Wouldn't it be special if Agon could nail Molina in his ugly mug with his backswing or a wicked foul ball between his eyes?
I'm not a vengeful, hateful person, just one with a long memory. #2013 #2014
Nekked is good, Spanky, in fact we have all come to expect it as your special contribution to our little family here. However, I'm thinking you may need to go Delta Force tonight.....Yes I'm calling for the Rally Thong. Preferably the crusty one.
Muttingly tossed. Eli running the team. Hey, maybe with the mutt out we just might pull this one out. AJellis also tossed, Barnes in.
i'm pulling out the rally thong. let's do this!
3-0 birds, bases juiced, 2 out in 7th.
Curse of Uribe: we have not won since the trade
I'm sad
BOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIINNNG
I'll be happier when our bench is back on the bench
Do I have to remind the baseball gods once again that we are good, decent people. We help little old ladies safely cross the street, We always support the Girl Scout Cookie Drives, Most of us don't cheat on our taxes, We are not looking to be recruited by Isis and we are most assuredly not pedophiles or serial killers. (I'm fairy certain on the latter).
PLEASE take this into consideration. We truly are extraordinary fans and quite possibly finest human beings God saw fit to put on this green earth.
we suck against the Gnats and Chards. that's all there is to it. something needs to change. until then we are their bitches.
Hey FB if you see this shoot us an email!
emailt!
GT goddammit!
No GT??? I know they are in a rain delay but the one day we all can get the game and where is everybody??
all the Sons are occupied...just threw up a GT (figuratively and literally)
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