Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Who Loves Ya, Baby

Mets Nation are breaking up with Manny... though I'm not sure Manny was all that interested in scenic Queens. (Alas, this news seems to have really broken Mr. Met's heart.) I'll compare this to my own official announcement: I'm no longer into Jennifer Connelly.

5 comments:

Orel said...

Ms. Connelly is not going to take this news well.

Steve Sax said...

Let Mr. Sax reap the benefits of Mr. DeShields' shunning!

Steve Sax said...

I should note that Scott Boras says Manny rejects Mr. Met's rejection.

Dr. Geek said...

Ms. Connelly now looks like a skeleton.

Delino DeShields said...

I remember when Mr. Met and Jennifer Connelly had a striking similarity (in Career Opportunities). But those days are long gone.