Things We Won't See At Dodger Stadium Next Year

Besides Manny, that is...

From ESPN the magazine's recent Fan Issue (no link):

Best Ballpark Concessions Trend: $1 Menu

It's nearly impossible to find grub that costs less than a five-spot at a game. But Delaware North Companies Sportservice, which provides fare for 19 pro stadiums, is rolling out a dollar menu for MLB clients this spring. "A family can come to the ballpark and enjoy their experience on a fixed budget," says DNCS president Rick Abramson. The menu items may not surprise--mini hot dogs, chicken tenders and small beverages--but the price sure is tasty."

Bravo, Mr. Abramson. Too bad Frank won't take your phone call, but hey, he won't take Scott Boras' calls either!