Saturday, September 06, 2014

Game 142 Thread: September 6 vs. D'bags, 6p

Hyun-Jin Ryu (14-6, 3.14) vs. Chase Anderson (8-6, 3.75)

We're pretty much in the mode of a) shitting or b) getting off the pot. We cannot pull away from the Gnats as they, inextricably, keep generating offense and we, inextricably, CANNOT generate consistent offense. Giants won again today versus the de-fanged Tigers to narrow the Dodgers' NL West lead to 1.5.

It is truly time to defecate or yield the toilet to another, more deserving defecator.

79 comments:

Steve Sax said...

We have to chase Anderson today.

Dusty Baker said...

And tail.

Dusty Baker said...

2B Gordon
SS Ramirez
1B Gonzalez
RF Kemp
LF Crawford
3B Uribe
CF Pederson
C Ellis
P Ryu

Hideo Nomo said...

Nice timing on the GT, as Puig sits (shits?) with a stomach bug.

Steve Sax said...

And if we reverse 4-7 in the order, we would get PUCKER

Steve Sax said...

PS: Go Richmond Tigers!

Dusty Baker said...

And Stanford takes a dump.

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Fuck dem bitches

Dusty Baker said...

At the Yard, Vinny!!!

Orel said...

Love the Yoda graphic. Can we use that for every remaining GT?

Orel said...

Uh oh. Bad Ryu tonight

Orel said...

Wriggles off the hook! 2-0 Dodgers after 2

Fred's Brim said...

this ump is all over the place tonight, both ways

Fred's Brim said...

Anderson Ks for the second out, MSB will get a hit to knock in Tuffy anyway

Fred's Brim said...

Ender grounds to second instead of infuriating me

Fred's Brim said...

Joc grounds to the pitcher, Vin talking about breaking his spirit with a lack of success in the bigs

Fred's Brim said...

AJ grounds to short.
I really wish Hanley could get going, even just a little. That would make such a difference

Fred's Brim said...

Nancy Bea! She's playing Singing in the Rain. Vin says if he could see one movie scene before leaving this mortal coil, it would be that scene with Gene Kelly

Fred's Brim said...

great inning for HJ

Fred's Brim said...

heh I love that Vin still says "Zinzinnati"

Fred's Brim said...

this feels a lot like last night

Fred's Brim said...

fuck, Ross nealy hits it out, 3-feet to the left and it's out, a run scores, Cody at second with no outs, HJ over 100 pitches

Fred's Brim said...

Reimold Ks on a gift strike

Fred's Brim said...

Uribe with a great sliding, spinning play to get Tuffy

Fred's Brim said...

Arizona's other MSB, Pollock, pinch hitting

Fred's Brim said...

fuck that asshole, Pollock grounds one between SS and 3B, 2-2 good guys

Fred's Brim said...

HJ out

Fred's Brim said...

Wright gets Enciarte to ground out

Fred's Brim said...

Find your bats, dicks!

Fred's Brim said...

Ollie Perez in for Az

Fred's Brim said...

Adrian with no chance against Perez

Fred's Brim said...

man this ump is bad

Fred's Brim said...

Matty Ks, is still terrible against lefties for some reason

Fred's Brim said...

CC grounds to second

Rookie For Now said...

Checking in from Right Field Pavilion...I know Halloween is just around the corner, but why is Dodgers merchandise being sold in black & orange??

Fred's Brim said...

If we can't hit at home vs Arizona, we may get no-hit a couple of times vs SD next week

Fred's Brim said...

@Rookie for Now, there is no excuse for that. I think you need to go in there and "accidentally" spill your beer on all of it

Orel said...

QualityStart™ for Ryu

Fred's Brim said...

Dusty is getting madder and madder every pitch that Wright throws

Fred's Brim said...

Brian Wilson coming in now

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Fear the Beard

Fred's Brim said...

Owings flies to center for the first out

Fred's Brim said...

Wilson gets Trumbo to chase

Hideo Nomo said...

We're gonna need four more Kershaws if they're only gonna score two runs per game.

Fred's Brim said...

Hill flies to center, good inning for B-Will

Fred's Brim said...

Uribe with a single to lead off the bottom of the 8th

Dusty Baker said...

Holy shit - massive moment at the Yard. They played "Livin' on a Prayer" then showed The Dodgefather Tommy Lasorda sitting next to two nuns. On the other screen, they showed the Three Sisters palms. It was not lost on me. Well played, in-house production staff

Fred's Brim said...

Roger Bernadina (?!?) pinch running for Uribe

Fred's Brim said...

Joc hits one to the wall but Reimold makes a nice play on it. If he misses it, Bernardina might score from first

Fred's Brim said...

Nice catch, DB, nice move Dodger Stadium production team

Fred's Brim said...

woah, Turner with a slow broken-bat grounder to third, Hill tries to get Bernardina at second but was late, all safe!

Fred's Brim said...

Dre flies to right on the first pitch

Fred's Brim said...

Dee up again in an important situation

Fred's Brim said...

oh damn, Dee hooked one into the corner that was foul by a foot or two

Fred's Brim said...

YES!!! Dee with a single up the middle, Bernardiana scores from second! 3-2 good guys

Orel said...

DBI!

Fred's Brim said...

How about some insurance runs?

Fred's Brim said...

Hanley has to get a hit sometime, right?

Fred's Brim said...

Hanley rips one into the left field corner, Turner and Dee score, 5-2 good guys!

Fred's Brim said...

a fan touched the ball as it bounced at the wall, they are deciding if Dee should go back to third

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Runs!!!

Fred's Brim said...

so everything holds after the review

Fred's Brim said...

Adrian walked with intent

Fred's Brim said...

@DBT surprising, right?!

Fred's Brim said...

Matty rips one but right at Owings

Fred's Brim said...

Kenley in

Fred's Brim said...

Ross flies to center

Fred's Brim said...

Reimold doubles into the leftfield corner

Orel said...

It's the Kenley Tightrope Show

Fred's Brim said...

holy mackerel! Dee with a great shorthop play up the middle to get Tuffy for the second out

Fred's Brim said...

Kenley seems to have good velocity tonight

Fred's Brim said...

Lamb flies out hard to center, good guys win!

Orel said...

Win!

Fred's Brim said...

Let's sweep these nutscratchers tomorrow, and maybe the Tigers can remember how to play baseball too

Fred's Brim said...

good night, all

spank said...

Fuck me! A GT on this website.

karen said...

Wow. Just caught the replay of tonites game. SuperDee was CLUTCH in the 8th. I am so jacked I'm never going to get to sleep.

Steve Sax said...

post-game thread up

Dusty Baker said...

Fuck me! A comment from Spanky on this website.