Sunday, September 14, 2014

Game 149 Thread: Sept. 14 @ Giants, 1p

Clayton Kershaw (18-3, 1.67) vs. Yusmeiro Petit (5-3, 3.62).

Rubber match time against our arch-rival, late in the season with a narrow division lead. It's a time when nerves are tense, anxiety is high, and...beers are flowing! That's right, it's time for Dodger Baseball...and it's time for SoSG Fest 2014, the annual tradition where Sons and SoSG diehards come together and watch the game, maybe with a pint or twelve of alcohol nearby. Never again will you see snark and alcohol flow in such mass, and this year's Fest aims for six of the seven Sons in attendance (and if you understood how challenging it was to get those six in the same place at once, you'd raise a toast, believe me).

Let's go, Dodgers!

51 comments:

Dusty Baker said...

Gordon 2B
Puig CF
Gonzalez 1B
Kemp RF
Ramirez SS
Crawford LF
Uribe 3B
Ellis C
Kershaw P

Dusty Baker said...

Sax 2B
7777 CF
Karina 1B
Team Killeen RF
Orel SS
Dusty Baker LF
Stubbs 3B
#ineedmydelino C
Nomo P

Dusty Baker said...

Lost your Petit? No problem. Yusmeiro Petit.

Dusty Baker said...

That sure is a tiny sausage, Sax.

QuadSevens said...

Couple of good looking lineups there.

Dusty Baker said...

Petit sausage, one might say.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

I googled the drug interaction between beer and augmentin, and the worst that can happen is dizziness, nausea and diahrea. That doesn't sound too terrible, almost like a regular Friday night.

If there are any avail seats, I'd love to join y'all.

Hideo Nomo said...

DBT, just DMed you the details on Twitter. Come on down!

spank said...

FUCK THE GNATS

spank said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fucking gordon

Alex Cora said...

Sorry. Cora is on the DL.

spank said...

1-0 Dodgers!

can you dig it

spank said...

2-0 Dodgers!

fuck yeah

Dusty Baker said...

Delino has already been jailed, posted bail, and is back on the sauce here at (undisclosed location). MVP material.

Stubbs is lagging behind not only on his drinking but his posting the the GT.

Steve Sax said...

Stop bunting dee! Oh wait.

karen said...

Greetings All!!

Somebody over at the fest have a drink for me!

Hideo Nomo said...

Just realized this is the first time all season I'm seeing SNLA commercials.

Dusty Baker said...

Stubbs: that was the women's restroom.

Dusty Baker said...

Ok we sorted it out with management. It will now be a unisex restroom.

(Not uniSax) cause then only he could use it.

Hideo Nomo said...

WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE USED JEANS ON THE WALL BY THE BATHROOM?

Steve Sax said...

Stop not hitting AJ Ellis

Steve Sax said...

Hey, did someone see my jeans?

#ineedmydelino said...

Mmmmmmm
Petit sausage.

BJ Killeen said...

Miss ya karen!

#ineedmydelino said...

No blood spilled at SOSG fest
Yet

Paul said...

Fuck this ump!!!

karen said...

Hey BJ!! Have a cold one for me!!

karen said...

@BJ...Is Team Killeen going to post pictures?

Paul said...

Kershaw at 80 pitches after 5. Dodgers need to get some runs now.

spank said...

petit runs

karen said...

Bubbly flowing at Matt Kemp Whores of America Corporate Headquarters as Matty goes yard!!

QuadSevens said...

Bubbles flowing at SoSG Fest too!

Paul said...

That was huge!!!

Paul said...

Keep the pressure on.

Steve Sax said...

Hey can someone please remove SoSG Orel from the jeans wall. Not so cool to staple him while he is in the jeans.

BJ Killeen said...

Karen, he can't. It would look bad cuz everyone would be headless.lol Sax.

karen said...

Earthquake and thunderstorms here in beautiful downtown Hemet.

Dusty Baker said...

Karen thanks for keeping things under control at SoSG World Headquarters while we're all out. Please continue to forward all calls to AC who has power of attorney while we're all here hammered.

QuadSevens said...

We make party!

Cliff Beefpile said...

Party gettin' made! Suck it, gnats!

Fred's Brim said...

WOOP!
Great job, fellas!
I hope the sausages are well-lubricated after a fun afternoon.

Dusty Baker said...

This SoSG is ready for some mustard, if you know what I mean.

Wait, I don't know what I mean.

Fred's Brim said...

What time does the SOSG Fest Police Blotter get posted?

Orel said...

Soon as we post bail

karen said...

Hangover report from yesterdays festivities?

Orel said...

Not too bad, actually. Went with Sam Adams Octoberfest. Good stuff

QuadSevens said...

I had plenty of water after SoSG Fest. Slight headache this morning but coffee took care of that.

Orel said...

I think that was an MPQ hangover

QuadSevens said...

Yeah. I was going through withdrawls. Already played some versus games this morning.

Orel said...

Ah, the breakfast fix

Steve Sax said...

post-game thread up.

tooth missing.