Zack Greinke (15-8, 2.64) vs. Tsuyoshi Wada (4-3, 3.34).
Two-faced? These Dodgers? They're 40-35 at home and 46-31 on the road. They score 17 runs one day, then give up 16 another day. With the exception of the consistently good (Kershaw and AGon) and consistently bad (Perez), the team is riddled (Riddlered?) with schizo performers: Good/Bad Haren. Developing/Immature Puig. Injured/Healthy Kemp. Terrible/Serviceable League. Hence, we have no idea which Dodgers team will show up today in Chicago, even with the Giants winning with sphincter-tightening regularity. Roll those dice!
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Gordon 2B
Puig CF
Gonzalez 1B
Kemp RF
Ramirez SS
Van Slyke LF
Uribe 3B
Ellis C
Greinke P
Someone stand by to post the new lineup when Hanley is inevitably scratched.
A's lose again
win goddammit
The last road series of the season. Is it just me or has this season flown by?
Dee grounds out. GAME OVER
Time flies WHEN YOU CAN'T WATCH ANY GAMES ON TV
I'm very SHOUTY TODAY
Boys down 1-2-3.
Coghlan leadoff single OH GOD IT BEGINS
Did they take their balls out of the humidor?
Here we go again...2 on, no out in first for Cubbies.
Dylan Hernandez @dylanohernandez 8m
OHMYGODITSSOCOLD
ugh
1-0 Cubs.
Soler's gonna have a big hit against us this series
fuck me
figure it out, Zach!
2-0. Still no outs.
Zack gets out of the first giving up ONLY 2 runs.
nice start, assholes
let's get a run back this inning
Got away cheap there
yay, getting clowned by a lefty again
Boys out in order.
Again.
C'mon Zack. FB has a weak heart and I'm to old for this shit. Stop dicking around and get these mofos out!
54 pitches in 2 innings
I am gonna have to double down on my heart pills
Zack at 53 pitches thru 2.
Ken Gurnick @kengurnick 39s
Greinke has 54 pitches through 2 IP.
Uribe works the walk. It looked like he was up there just to get the walk
Alright, alright. 54 pitches.
fuck, AJ jobbed on a high-and-inside strike two (should have walked), then GIDP
AJ hits into the DP.
Wada hasn't allowed a hit.
Greinke doing a lot of talking with the ump
@ Orel 5:09pm - "Dee...."
haha. dang dude. that shit cracked me up.
this ump's strikes are all over the place
@ Orel 5:09pm - "Dee...."
haha. dang dude. that shit cracked me up.
and Zach's getting none of them
yeesh, catch that!
Good throw by Matty to throw Valbuena out at second.
Atta boy Matty!!
Wada pitching a no hitter.
Wada pitching a no hitter.
Wada pitching a no hitter.
72 pitches through 3. He'll be lucky to get through the 5th
Tainted Wada.
DEE STOP BUNTI...SAFE!
Make it a double,bish. Best steal that base.
dammit, Dee!
well that's a shame
that was sad
of course Puig singles after that
and of course Puig gets a single on the next pitch after the pickoff.
1-0 Dodgers. oh wait. FUCK!!!
Adrian with a single, Puig races over to third
@spank are you watching on WGN?
Come on Matty!!
@ FB
No. Online streamimg. First time i'm hearing Nomar. Not liking.
awful strike out, fuck me running
@spank yeah I hear ya, I have them on mute. Charlie is hard to listen to as well
would have liked to hear the ball causing Matty's bat to snap,not the ground.
goddamn stupid K, just get the guy home
Crap.
so sad
Wada you mean you couldn't score in that inning?!!
This is like getting beat by a bunch of high schoolers. C'mon Boys!
this is painful. can't something good happen?
sack up,Greinke
shut the fuck up Nomar
OK 2 outs. Get the pitcher or I quit
Come on ya bums. Score some runs
OH NO!!
damn. that sucked.
jesus fucking christ
first we get jobbed on a low strike again, then when something good happens it ends up being terrible
we've pissed off the baseball gods something terrible. I blame Mattingly and his challenge when we were up 13 on the Giants
attaboy, AJ, way to get him home
we may need to sacrifice a Son to right the ship.
dammit. busy typing. missed the seeing the run.
2-1. we got one back. Don't allow any more runs to score,Greinke you fucking mutt.
last inning for Zach? make it a good one, kid
@spank you have your mutts on this team over the years. Who is the muttiest mutt?
Wada done for the night
jesus Dee, make that play!
nervous time
this goddamn ump
I hope we're not witnessing the beginning of the death spiral of 2014.
C'mom guys! Focus and win this bitch!!
bleh
Death Spiral 2014™, brought to you by Farmer John
if we can't win with our best pitchers pitching, then what?
Orel...I hate saying that but this is getting really disturbing.
FB...Not only with our best pitchers but our best pitchers against a shitty team.
Giants fans have to be feeling pretty great right about now
wait. maybe i did.
so that should do it for Zach's elbow, right?
let's all calm down and look on the bright side
(cries)
Another soul-crushing inning
Wada the hell is going on here
your mutt question stumped me,FB. but one name has been lingering. Ethier. I think he's the muttiest of all the mutts because he did not reach the potential i envisioned. combine. that with his shitty attitude that to this day he still has (he had a shitty assed looking face while Greinke was running the bases on his homer the other day)therefor i will now crown Dre Day as King of the mutts. Jeff Kent is second. He was a real fucking mutt and a Gnat.
The bastards. They're giving me hope.
Here's our daily look at the game
YOU FUCKING MUTT!!
4-3
DreMutt makes it 4-3. Dare we dream??
TIED!!!
#sliverofhope
NOW WE CAN HOPE!!
TIED
LEAD!! 5-4!!
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Life is beautiful again
AW C'MON ADRIAN
Way to get out of the jam, Baez
Sonaofabitch!
Cubs being Cubs
win
WIN
God help me, I have hope.
@spank thanks for your Mutts breakdown. I think my king of the mutts is JD Drew. That guy drove me crazy.
I felt all the highs and lows of this game just by reading the GT. Well done.
@spank I can't believe I forgot him, but I was watching a thing about the 4+1 game and was reminded that Brad Penny is a first-ballot Hall of Mutts inductee for me
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