Closest thing to a pun I could find for the opposing pitcher
Roberto Hernandez (2-3, 4.75) vs Christian Bergman (2-3, 4.889 ERA)
Roberto Hernandez at Coors Field: What could possibly go wrong? As prescient as Dodgers' coaching staff was to set up the rotation of Ryu, Greinke, and Kershaw against the Gnats over the weekend, the down side of that means we get Fauxto and a pitcher to be named later (likely Frias) to start this series against the Rockies. As bad as the Rox are, we'll still of course need to keep pace with the Giants, who take on the nearly equally as shitty D'bags. Three games ahead going into tonight is better than two, or one, or being behind (that comment inspired by Magic Johnson's twitter account), but that lead doesn't seem like a very good cushion to me yet.
It seems more like:
Than:
Let's hope the team doesn't have a post-SoSG Fest 2014 hangover and gets the job done in Denver. If not, I know a lot of places there to have some craft beer and drive away that hangover the old fashioned way.
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I'll be checking in on our boys in blue from behind the orange curtain tonight. Let's get this winning streak going!
OC in general or Angel Stadium?
Angel Stadium. Dodgers hat will be on since it's a Los Angeles stadium right? =)
TWC announced today that it will broadcast the last 6 games of the season on KDOC to make Dodgers available to everyone.
That's certainly kind of them but why just the last 6? If they can do that, surely they can televise the last 13. Ya think??
No shit, Karen? That's some breaking news!
ps- Do I get KDOC?
Matty hits his 21st HR to make it 2-0 ten Fauxto starts throwing to make it 2-1 after one.
^then
@DB...You do get KDOC. Look at Dodgers Insider site. I think that's where I saw a list for other providers and what channel KDOC was on each one.
Matty hit a homer?? I missed it!!
Shit. Rox tie it up.
He did, and Bergman was like "Back, back, back, back, back, back, back....gone!"
Just like the HR that Fauxto just have up to Rosario Dawson to make it 2-2.
My spidey sense is telling me that Hernandez may not be the answer.
He's not even the question, much less the answer.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. My spidey sense never fails me.
That's why I led with that thought for the GT. Writes itself.
I think Hernandez has taken a time machine to pre-humidor Coors
Hopefully Hernandez will at least be able to eat up some innings and not wipe out our bullpen.
CC with a Coors triple
Uribe grounder to third can't score the run
@FB
No, sadly, there really are the current humidor days.
AJ receives the 1-pitch intentional walk
or you can stream the Dodgers games illegally like i've been the last few games
Every time we play at Rox I always think abt and chuckle when FB years ago was telling a story and described a person as "The kind of guy who really liked Dante Bichette."
I'm not above illegality but I haven't been able to get anything to work.
But enough about my staff. Hiyo!
Gonna need to score 15 more runs I think
never trust a guy who really likes Dante Bichette
I think Matt Guerrier's stink is still on that 55 jersey
i can't get psyched up for a series against the Rockies.
Hernandez pitching at Coors has all the makings of a nightmare. We're on very dicey ground here.
Is Bergman Jacob deGrom's evil twin?
@spank I can only get nervous playing the Rockies
The Return of Paco
Paco Pt 2: The Paconing
Dee with the perfectly placed pop double
Dee with a toothpick?
Is that new or have I not been paying attention?
Dee is a toothpick, I know. Maybe he is doing it for contrast, to make himself look bigger
Puig with a warning-track fly to right, Dee tags to third
Puig is pissed that didn't go out
Can Adrian not K against this soft-tossing righty?
please
he doesn't! he hits a double into the right-field corner, Dee scores. 3-2 good guys
Any player with normal legs would have stretched that to a triple but that's OK
Matty grounds to short for the second out
FB...I missed seeing Dee and his DBT imitation but I haven't seen the toothpick look before either.
man, I don't think Bergman has topped 90 all night. How do we have 7 Ks already?
@karen, maybe I was just seeing things
OK I need bed before I konk out.
Get this win, boys and girls!
Dee showing no fear with Yasiel pounding the grass behind him.
Nite, FB!!
Rox tie it up. Again.
Snakes with the 4-0 lead over Fuck Heads of Frisco.
dammit. gotta win if the doughebags beat frisco....mang.
douchebags that is.
TURNER!
épale everyone!
MORE RUNS
It's Coors. Maybe a few more?
what?What?WHAT?
RANCHO ARDIENDO! , still no outs!
looks like it's pay attention to the game time
maybe not. 8-3 Dodgers. Commenters doing their best Charley Steiner impressions.
and now back to Rambo on IFC.
double digits, anyone?
the rout is on again.
WTF?? I run my daughter to work and come back to a 11-3 game!
fuck you. Nick Foles!
wrong GT.
Perez comes in to K the side in the 9th and WE MAKE PARDY!!
cuatro!!
@Karen
Run your daughter to work more often; it helps generate runs!
Hell of a rally in the 6th! Let's make it four in a row tonight!
pgt up
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