Monday, September 08, 2014

Game 144 Thread: Sept. 8 vs. Padres, 7p

"DesperadoooOOOOHMYGODITHURTS."

Magic Number: A.J. Ellis

Clayton Kershaw (17-3, 1.70) vs. Desperado Migraines (3-5, 3.05)

After finally dispatching the woeful DBacks yesterday, the Dodgers begin their final series with the Padres tonight. The Padres haven't exactly been decent this year, but they have been playing well since the break, and took two of three from the Blue two weeks ago in San Diego. They're starting the oddly-named Desperado Migraines, hoping to give the Dodgers another headache.

The Dodgers counter with Clayton Kershaw, who's like, good...and stuff.

Odrisamer Despaigne anagram research by SoSG Sax. Others include: reimposed gardenias, disorganised ampere, misdiagnosed reaper, and misprised orangeade.

44 comments:

Hideo Nomo said...

Gordon 2B
Ramirez SS
Gonzalez 1B
Kemp RF
Crawford LF
Puig CF
Uribe 3B
Ellis C
Kershaw P

Hideo Nomo said...

Should have batted Ellis 9th to get PUKE.

spank said...

Fuck The Madres!!!

karen said...

What Spanky said!!

Steve Sax said...

Gordon singles, steals, and hanley knocks him in! 1-0 LA

karen said...

1-0 Good guys. Going to 2.

Dusty Baker said...

"Despaigne! Despaigne!"
-- Tattoo

karen said...

Uribe with the solo down the line. 2-0 Blue.

karen said...

Damn Dusty, that is really funny!!

spank said...

SCORE!

spank said...

1-0 DODGERS!

spank said...

URINE!!

spank said...

okay. i'm caught up. fighting with the Apple II

spank said...

okay. i'm caught up. fighting with the Apple II

spank said...

you see.

karen said...

SoSG Bros making MKW laugh tonite.

spank said...

FUCK YOU,STEVE YOBS!

karen said...

Spanky obviously bonding with his Apple II.

spank said...

i give up. gonna booze and watch the game offline.

spank said...

CRAWDAD!!

Orel said...

Homers from Uribe and Crawford? Can we bottle these for the playoffs?

karen said...

Vinny read your mind, Orel. He said "There's no escrow in baseball".

spank said...

the Apple II and I are at DefCon 5. problem fixed. Now back to the game and the shitty Padres announcers.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Dodgers got the runs tonight!

spank said...

that was fucked. looked like the Bad News Bears.

Orel said...

Twitter is blowing up

karen said...

Keystone Cop defense at DS in the 6th for Boys. 8-3 Dodgers.

spank said...

Kershaw did his best Rudy Stein impression with that tag or non tag if you jest.

spank said...

my toilet just blew up.
#PleadsTheFif

Orel said...

AGon: on fire

spank said...

i can't believe i'm hoping for a tie with my fantasy football match.

(cries)

Dusty Baker said...

@Spanky

PleadsTheFiflth?

karen said...

Kid K being a stud in the dugout trying to convince Donnie to let him pitch the ninth. I don't think Donnie went for it.

spank said...

Dee Gordon scores from Rialto on that single.

spank said...

@ DB

I refuse to comment about blowing up the toilet.

Dusty Baker said...

18-3. Nooooooooot bad, Kid K. 1.67 ERA. #rd on NL K list. #MakingTheCase

Steve Sax said...

9-3 LA through eight.

spank said...

some day i'll be sitting in my Dodgers Stadium seat behind home plate with my Apple II flipping off the world on the telly (sans 70% of the L.A. population). #TWC

spank said...

who's pitching? Stubbs?

karen said...

3.5 up with 18 to go.

Orel said...

Win!

spank said...

Dodgers on a roll. Party time!!

Dusty Baker said...

We rollin'!

And we're winning games in a row, too.

Fred's Brim said...

WOOP!