Sunday, November 27, 2011

SoSG FF Playoffs: Round 1, Week 1

From Marla:

It seems like yesterday the regular season had just begun. But now, the playoffs are in full swing, with eight teams competing for the grand prize: a trip to beautiful Cleveland, Ohio! Hah, not really. But here are the four match-ups that will be competing the next two weeks:

  • #1 Dusty Baker vs. #8 Fernie V
  • #4 Jason vs. #5 Josh S.
  • #3 Steve K vs. #6 NicJ
  • #2 Prof. Dittmore vs. #7 Karina

There is a consolation ladder for those not competing for the title, but there's still more for you lovable losers as well! The remaining ten players can pick who they think will win it all. That's right, you get a prize just by hitching your wagon to someone superior; it's like how Ryan Theriot won a World Series ring! Pick your favorite by e-mailing me before the clock on Monday Night Football's Saints/Giants game hits three zeros, and you will be entered to win a fabulous prize*! If multiple losers are attached to the final two, the winner will be chosen in a process to be determined.

So have at thee, playoff contenders!

*Disclaimer: Prize may not be fabulous

25 comments:

Steve Sax said...

Fabulousness is in the eye of the Project Runway folks

Dusty Baker said...

I will do my usual blow through the regular season then get whupped in the first round of the playoffs.

Playoffs? Playoffs!

Josh S. said...

*drinks*

Dusty Baker said...

*clinks* glasses with Josh.

Dusty Baker said...

Every kiss begins with Kay? Really? I thought every kiss began with too much Southern Comfort.

Fernie V said...

DB, that line never gets old.

PLAYOFFS? Playoffs!

That's as good as "Practice, you talking about practice."

Fernie V said...

I just realized I made it to the elite eight. That is an accomplishment on its own. Considering there was like fifty teams.

Dusty Baker said...

Sweet shitsucking jesus, I just took a look at the scoreboard around the fantasy league. What a load of mediocrity.

Spank Horst said...

Me hates Beanie Wells.

Dusty Baker said...

Every time I looked up, my fantasy cast thing was saying "Beanie Wells rushes for no gain."

Dusty Baker said...
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Dusty Baker said...

Seabass getting a lot of work in today. 6-6 FGs in quarters. Raiders lead 18-7.

Dusty Baker said...

J Steve having a monster day. He's got NicJ over a barrel and is just slappin' that ass.

Dusty Baker said...

Wait, did I just see that wells had 228 yards rushing? That ain't nothing. Did they just hand him the ball every single play? For both teams?

Josh S. said...

Reeeeeaaally regretting that James Jones benching now.

STOOPID VINCE YOUNG

Fernie V said...

DB, it looks like we are going down to the final second here. Can I pull off the upset or is the #1 rank team toying with the lowest seeded team. Tomorrow will be a shoot out, I will certainly lose. If it is a slow defensive game, I got a chance.

Steve K said...

@DB 4:19
I think we have a combination of this week and next. I'll have a 15-20 point lead (hopefully) going into the second week and I doubt it will be enough. No way Seabass, Reggie Wayne, or Roy Helu keep up the scoring. If only Fred Jackson had stayed healthy...

karina said...

I made it to the playoffs!

*Snoopy dances*

though our match is close...

karina said...

*Snoopy dances more*

thought the Professor had more players to play but all's said and done and I've got still Mark Ingram to play :)

*Snoopy dances for her first playoff victory*

NicJ said...

What was that about a barrel?

Josh S. said...

*dry humps Brees*

Dusty Baker said...

I was saying I have Neeebs' mom over a barrel.

NicJ said...

Who doesn't?

Dusty Baker said...

@Nic

Karina?

Steve Dittmore said...

Wait. The playoffs started already? I thought that was next week.