Wednesday, November 02, 2011

Both Zooey Deschanel and the Dodgers Are Available

'New Girl' Star Zooey Deschanel Separates from Husband (TMZ)

No word if Zooey's heart will be auctioned off to the highest bidder, but billionaires would be well advised to have their checkbooks handy.


Kyle Baker said...

Oh hell yeah!

Josh S. said...

Aw man, I was hoping the headline would be "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

Steve Sax said...

Ah! Crazy leaping man trying to attack Zooey from behind!