Sunday, January 04, 2009

Rock of Love Episode 1 Thread: Jan 4, 9pm (VH1)

Bret Michaels (0-2) vs. Twenty Classy Ladies

COMMENTS: Finally, opening day! Lonely-heart Bret Michaels kicks off the next chapter in his ongoing quest for love with pain in his heart but hope in his pants. From buddytv.com:

After two-failed attempts of finding love reality TV style, Bret began to wonder if the error of his ways laid not in how he was trying to find love, but where he was looking for it. So, instead of cozying up in a big old mansion for Season 3 of Rock of Love, he's taken his search on the road, where Bret spends the majority of his time.

Good luck Bret. We're pulling for you, buddy.

8 comments:

Eric Karros said...

The lineup:

Brittany
Jasmineva
Maria
Ashley
Constandina
Samantha
Beverly
Farrah
Kareena
Heather
Kelsey
Laurie
Marci
Marciela
Megan
Melissa
Mindy
Natasha
Nikki
Stephanie

Orel said...

Who has the highest VORB?

Steve Sax said...

I don't know about you, but I con't standina contestant #5.

Eric Karros said...

Sax, I don't think you're being Farrah to her or to contestant #8.

QuadSevens said...

I've been feeling a little under the weather lately. Maybe I'll have some Jasmineva tea while watching the show.

carolinabluedodger said...

By classy ladies I'm assuming you mean "big boobs".


And Marci beau coup to you.

Steve Sax said...

Yeah, Bret Michaels does indeed have some saggy pecs. But he's no Phil Mickelson (picture included).

Eric Karros said...

Can we please stop megan these horrible puns?