Also from Marlins.com:
And that should effectively kill all the buzzkill from this. Sigh.
I also love how prospective Mermaids need to bring a resume with headshot, dance attire, and shoes, while prospective Manatees just need to bring their oversized guts and need to come "prepared to learn a choreographed routine." I still would show up early, early enough to see the Mermaids tryouts, that is.