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Caption what former Dodger pitcher Darren Dreifort is saying to young players participating in the Dodgers' Winter Development Program. Here's one to get you started:
photo by Jon SooHoo/Dodgers
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
10/25 WS G1 vs. NYY (W, 6-3 (10)): Sax
10 comments:
Dreifort is telling the kids "Want to know how to make millions without doing much ?"
Anyone want to play me in Ms. Pac Man? You have to move the joystick as my right arm is now jello and I have no feeling in it.
"I want to show you gentlemen respect, but, just a warning: if you go for a high-five, I will leave you hanging, just to be safe"
"One great way to save money is to use hefty bags as pants."
"Forget about all this pitching non-sense. After all, I hit just as many home runs in one season (3 in 2000) as Andruw did."
Guys...This is what you do while you're on the DL
"Dammit, I suck at musical chairs"
Okay, guys. Which of these three items behind me is the most suitable for destroying after a bad outing, and for a bonus point, what would you use to destroy it?
"Hey kids, want to know why Wichita State uses the nickname 'Shocker'?"
Do the math. One million dollars per inning pitched ain't chicken feed, boys.
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