Monday, January 19, 2009

Caption Contest

Caption what Frank McCourt is saying to White Sox owner Jerry Reinsdorf at Camelback Ranch. Here's one to get you started:

"I've seen the future, Jerry. And the future is All-You-Can Eat."

photo by Jon SooHoo/Dodgers

11 comments:

Damon said...

5 dollar, 5 dollar, 5 dollar foot long

Dusto Magnifico said...

We can put a parking lot over here, and a parking lot over there, and then a nice big garage over behind home plate...

Eric Karros said...

Damon, it goes: "5, 5 dollar, 5 dollar foot long". You have an extra "dollar" in there.

Then again, we are talking about McCourt, so maybe the extra dollar in there is correct.

Alex Cora said...

"... and your suite is WAAAYYY over there, next to that outhouse."

berkowit28 said...

Right over there is where we'll put up the Statue to the Fan.

the trite fantastic said...

(singing)
"Why can't you see
What you're doin' to me
When you don't believe a word
I'm sayin'?"

QuadSevens said...

"Forget the super luxury boxes Jerry. I'm going after a different market segment this year. In the center field bleachers we're putting up a statue to honor the life of Old Dirty Bastard."

Steve Sax said...

I don't know what McCourt is saying, but it is pretty clear from his expression that Reinsdorf thinks McCourt is an idiot.

Eric Stephen said...

"Seriously Jerry, I had my wallet when we were over there somewhere. I guess you'll just have to pay for lunch today, again."

Rob said...

We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize?
[Holds up prize]
Blake: Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.

Steve Sax said...

I love that movie.

But does that mean that Jonathan Broxton is granted access to coffee next year?