Caption what Frank McCourt is saying to White Sox owner Jerry Reinsdorf at Camelback Ranch. Here's one to get you started:
photo by Jon SooHoo/Dodgers
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Caption what Frank McCourt is saying to White Sox owner Jerry Reinsdorf at Camelback Ranch. Here's one to get you started:
photo by Jon SooHoo/Dodgers
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
10/25 WS G1 vs. NYY (W, 6-3 (10)): Sax
11 comments:
5 dollar, 5 dollar, 5 dollar foot long
We can put a parking lot over here, and a parking lot over there, and then a nice big garage over behind home plate...
Damon, it goes: "5, 5 dollar, 5 dollar foot long". You have an extra "dollar" in there.
Then again, we are talking about McCourt, so maybe the extra dollar in there is correct.
"... and your suite is WAAAYYY over there, next to that outhouse."
Right over there is where we'll put up the Statue to the Fan.
(singing)
"Why can't you see
What you're doin' to me
When you don't believe a word
I'm sayin'?"
"Forget the super luxury boxes Jerry. I'm going after a different market segment this year. In the center field bleachers we're putting up a statue to honor the life of Old Dirty Bastard."
I don't know what McCourt is saying, but it is pretty clear from his expression that Reinsdorf thinks McCourt is an idiot.
"Seriously Jerry, I had my wallet when we were over there somewhere. I guess you'll just have to pay for lunch today, again."
We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize?
[Holds up prize]
Blake: Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.
I love that movie.
But does that mean that Jonathan Broxton is granted access to coffee next year?
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