Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Going...Going...Gonorrhea! Oft-Traded Alyssa Milano Taken Off Market

She's gotten engaged to talent agent David Bugliari. My condolences to any readers who didn't get their turn in before this happened.

8 comments:

Dr. Geek said...

Damn. :(

Julie Hibbard said...

Dang. I was kinda hoping I'd get a turn too.

Orel said...

That's why we love ya, Julie!

Damon said...

I bet Martin will have a great year

Orel said...

nice

Steve Sax said...

love the headline, btw. Though I'm surprised you didn't give a passing mention to Felix Clamydia.

Rob said...

My condolences to any readers who didn't get their turn in before this happened.

I assume this was directed at pitchers, most especially ...

Eric Karros said...

Sax, do you mean Felix Gonorrhea? The wonderful, wonderful, Clap?