Monday, April 14, 2008

Now You Can Be a Genderless, Ethnically Neutral, Four-Batting-Glove-Wearing Homunculus in a Poorly Photoshopped Dodger Victory Mélange

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All-Star Lineup Los Angeles Dodgers Personalized Print with YOUR NAME 12x18 Plaque (MLB.com Shop)

7 comments:

Steve Sax said...

This is god-awful. Giovanni Carrara is signalling for a high five, but you're going in low anyway--not withstanding Jeff Kent is looking constipated, Luis Gonzalez is going to punch you in the jaw, and Rafael Furcal is praying for some higher power to smite thee with a lightning bolt from above.

Orel said...

Isn't that Nomar who's about to punch you in the jaw?

Eric Karros said...

Jeff Kent looks constipated because you're trying to give him a prostate exam.

Steve Sax said...

Whoops, that is Nomar! Guess I got my veterans-who-haven't-played-an-inning-this-year mixed up.

Steve Sax said...

Shouldn't "homonculus" get its own label by now?

Orel said...

I failed homunculus in high school.

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