Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Scott Kazmir (3-3, 4.89) vs. Christian Friedrich (0-1, 1.50).
Kazmir is coming off his best start of the season, in which he went 8 2/3 innings against the Cardinals, who suck. Can he keep the momentum going at pitcher-friendly Petco Field against the Padres, who also suck? He's going to have to, since our bullpen sucks too. Here's to a sucktacular game!
4/17 vs. CIN (W, 9-1): Orel, Sax
5/13 vs. PHI (L, 10-12): Sax
6/4 vs. NYM (L, 4-9): AC, Sax
8/20 vs. MIA (W, 7-0): AC
8/21 vs MIA (W, 10-3): Sax
9/21 vs AZ (L, 1-6): Sax
10/1 vs COL (W, 6-4): Sax
10.4 vs. COL (L, 2-5): Sax
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Hernandez LF
Turner 3B
Seager SS
Kendrick 2B
Thompson CF
Puig RF
Grandal 1B
Ellis C
Kazmir P
No Agon again tonight.
NO MATTY EITHER??? Dude playing RF tonight is batting .167. MKW bery, bery unhappy.
Still carrying the torch, Karen?
Steiner in the booth tonight with (original) Orel and Nomar. No Joe Davis.
Padres announcers already starting with their bullshit. wanted a double play on that Turner slide.
I saw NO ETHIER and got happy.
Bases juiced for Puig...
YAY!!! SPANKY'S HERE!!!
Typical Dodger hitting with RISP.
This is Dodger baseball!
No Dick Enberg. what in the flying fucks is a goings on here?
Didn't Melvin used to be BJ?
Cubby's up 5-0 in second in frisco.
haha. Melvin used to be a BJ.
There goes C'mere's perfecto.
another challenge. another delay. hate this shit.
Cashmere's gonna implode here.
Kazmir has a no-hitter through one
get some glasses Ellis.
dammit
some dude in the stands is dressed as a monk. that was dope.
bases juiced again. this wont end well
1 hit on 39 pitches.
Keykay double
Night Moves is up
Night Moves doubles in KeyKay
Matty woulda had that.
Just sayin'.
Night Moves! Nice
Great base running by Puig...all tied at 2.
Tie!
rally thong time!
bases juiced for Turner
Padres pulling the plug on the starting pitcher. thats a shame. he was doing good this inning.
Nah it's not his pitching it's the rally thong!! You keep that baby on!
dammit
Night Moves up with the bases juiced.
fuck. weak sauce
Bases loaded? Let me guess what happened next.
PUIG!
PUIG BABY!!! 4-2 Blue...
Puig!
Greg Maddux chilling in the front row in all Dodgers gear. kind of weird.
Maddux is one of my all time favorite pitchers.
i was just gonna say that Cashmere has calmed down a bit when that mutt hits a homerun
C'mere just cannot stand having a lead. Already trying to give it back.
Geez. C'mutt.
How does this guy keep a straight face when he collects his paycheck?
SD: five runs on three hits?!
@Sax...Kazmir.
'nuff said.
Jay Sherman: How do you sleep at night?
Rainer Wolfcastle: On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.
wha happened?
C'mutt is wha happened
frisco loses.
Crawford single. its a miracle
FUCK YEAH TURNER!!!
Mr. Justin Turner everyone!! 6-5 Dodgers.
do i dare watch the 8th inning?
holy shit, we're in the lead
i almost let out a scream there. fucking Baez
Now if we can just survive Baez and get to Kenley we have a shot...
haha. a stadium full of Charley Steiners on Kemps flyball
My heart is going pitter patter. Not sure if it's cause Matty was hitting or Baez was pitching.
east LA represented right there
HERE COMES KENLEY!
nice move bringing Jansen in to finish off the 8th. bout time,Roberts.
Quackenbush looks like he came straight to Petco from the Duck Dynasty set.
haha. he is Duck Dynasty.
someone needs to feed the Padres shortstop Ramirez a fucking sandwich or a steak or something. he's got the Dee Gordon look. with or without steroids
here we go. bottom of the ninth
Strap on yer pardy hats...were going to the ninth.
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
i got the sound on mute just in case.
that fastball blew by BJ in a hurry
aint that a fucking bitch
BJ FUCKING UPTON
DAMN DAMN DAMN.
Unbelievable.
see you tomorrow for more disappointment
I was just starting to get encouraged a little, not that this was a good team necessarily, but that we were steadily working through this awful month in our schedule. I was hoping for .500 for the month but you gotta make hay against the bums like SD and Cin when you know you have to go play NY and the Cubs at the end of the month
Yeah, this one hurt. I had a little trouble sleeping last night.
no GT again? wake up y'all!!
Our Sons are MIA this weekend...
We lost again last night with a walk off WALK! Thanks Tsao, so glad you're maintaining our pens stellar reputation.
Home ump took a foul right to the nads and is still laying in the dirt. Dude getting lots of sympathy from all the menfolk...Steiner 'There are not enough deep breaths to take'. Dude is seriously suffering. Now he's coming out of the game.
Okay, play resuming after 15 minutes and i SWEAR that when the 2nd base ump took up behind home for the injured ump he crossed himself. Honest, no kidding.
1-0 madres B5.
4-0 mads still B5.
Good News...Boys fight back to score 3 to bring it to 4-3 in T6.
Bad News...Joan Baez coming in to pitch B6.
JT pinch hits and unnnLOADS and ties this mofo up at 4 in T7.
Now that the Boys have tied it, Dave makes one of his brilliant moves and brings in Teri Hatcher to pitch B7. I am holding my breath...
...and he walks the first batter...
Somehow Hatcher gets out of 7th. Still tied 4-4.
AND just as I wrote that Howie hits his first homer of the year and we LEAD 5-4 T8.
Coleman Ks my future baby daddy so it's 2 out tying run on second and Kenley coming in to face...wait for it...Blow Job Upton.
*in B8.
SHITFUCK Blow Job triples in tying run. Go ahead at third with 2 out.
Kenley gets Meyers to pop up but we are freaking tied going to 9.
stoopid Puig should have been on third base on that sacrifice. fucking idiot.
100
Kenley retires bad guys in order...We're going to extras....
...and I'm sure Kenley is done for the day so it's our bullpen the rest of the way.
Oh please stay here with me Spanky...I don't think I can do it alone.
bring in T'sao
Spank...yeah, Yasiel flashed back to one of his brain farts.
oh no!! Joe Blanton. game over
I know Spanky...kemp'd!! But now I'm okay with it when it's against us. Jenn says we're the Jedi and the madres are the Sith. (She told me you'd know what that meant.)
haha. yes i do know,Karen.
horrible offense
Geez. A 4 pitch walk to open the 11th...and Blow Job Jr. is up.
I needs me some crack.
These IW always come back and bite you in the ass.
on 5o the 12th. i needs some crack too.
feeble
the game that wont end. to the 13th
(Original) Orel is saying something about being in a 24 inning game or something like that. I don't know, I'm so fucked up I may have hallucinated it.
Onto the 15th and I think The Stripper may be coming in for the bottom half.
CLAYTON COMING IN TO WIN THIS MUTHER...WITH HIS BAT.......
The SAN DIEGO crowd is chanting MVP for Kershaw.
FC. Clay at first and Howie at third with 1 out.
CHUTLEY RULE ON JON JAY. GET THAT BASTARD!
Matt Kemp, 0-for-7 today
Left hand looked above the knee to me.
Welp, guess I saw that with my heart. New York calls it good.
SAXY MY MAN!!! He's also Kd 3 times and I think also hit into a DP. Seems like all his ABs were with men on base. Dude still makes me nervous though.
Alex Wood has the rally look going on.
17 here we come...
i remember a 24 inning game against the Astros back in late 80's. 89? Jeff Hamilton pitched and lost the game.
Spank...That may be the one Orel's talking about. He said he pitched innings 14-20 in that one. Now that you mention Jeff Hamilton it's starting to sound familiar. I think it might have been one that was televised.
Kendrick is hitting out of his mind today.
HOT FUCKING DAMN! PUIG
finally runs
YASIEL!!!!! 7-5 BLUE!
btw...just loving Kike in the catcher's gear!
Roberts gonna find a way to pitch Baez in the bottom of the inning
EIGHT to FIVE!
fucking hustle!
a geyser of runs 9-5
NINE to FIVE!
Spanky 7:16...the truly sad thing about that is I think if he could he would trot Baez out there.
Puig is the catalyst. love it
@karen 7:15p: what is the deal with Kike in catcher's gear? tell me please, as I am not watching the game (from prison)
leadoff single for the stripper. come on, ross
WP sends amarista to second, none out
Called K! One out
comebacker! two out, amarista on third
sprinklers going on in right field. that's how late this game is running
WIN!!!!!
from Puig being the hero to Lamaar Latrell owning the javelin. i love cable TV!
Saxy...Guys in the dugout were pulling out all versions of the rally cap. At one point Alex Wood had paper cups sticking off his ears and eventually had 4-5 pair of sunglasses stacked on his cap. During the rally in the 17th they flashed into the dugout and Kike was decked out in complete catcher's gear.
And we win BABY!!
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