Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Game 33 Thread: May 10 vs. Mets. 7p


Alex Wood (1-3, 5.18) vs. Jacob deGrom (3-1, 1.99)

Jacob deGrom looks like Blake from Workaholics. That's all I've got.

No, really. You try putting a positive spin on another Alex Wood start. "Hey, maybe it won't be so bad this time. Maybe it'll be just OK instead of brutal!" Whatever. This is a .500 team playing like a .500 team. (Yet, due to the entire division saying "Not it!", they're miraculously tied for first place.) It's hard to get fired up right now.

Can we just skip this one and go right to the more entertaining Maeda/Syndergaard and Kershaw/Bartolo matchups?

15 comments:

Hideo Nomo said...

Utley 2B
Seager SS
Turner 3B
Gonzalez 1B
Grandal C
Pederson CF
Puig RF
Crawford LF
Wood P

spank said...

seriously thought that was Weird Al for a second

Steve Sax said...

I thought it was carrot top through a sepia filter

MR.F said...

Wait, that's not Weird Al?

karen said...

OMG the home plate ump is 26??? Who else feels old!?

spank said...

wood sucks

Orel said...

How did Crawdaddy not GIDP there?

spank said...

goddammit Agone. you so slow

spank said...

yay Dodgers...a juggernaut of ineptitude scoring

Steve Sax said...

2-2 through four.

Dodgers score two in the first (Seager double scoring Utley; A-Gon sac fly scoring Seager). Mets score two in the second catalyzed by an Utley throwing error.

Steve Sax said...

damn, A-Gon thrown out at second to end the fifth.

Is my feed that slow?!

spank said...

Agone is so fucking slow.

Steve Sax said...

my feed seems slower

Steve Sax said...

down goes cespedes! Pickoff throw to first and cespedes twists his ankle, but stays in

spank said...

fucking Bastard