Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Scott Kazmir (2-2, 5.68) vs. Steven Matz (4-1, 2.83).
Ugh, these fuckers again. Although the Dodgers have righted the ship against the NL East by taking two of three from the Blue Jays, you can bet these next four against the Mets are going to be tough, what with the Mets joining the short list of teams that have tortured the Dodgers in the post-season (a list that includes the Cards and Phils and may as well include the Giants).
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4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
10/25 WS G1 vs. NYY (W, 6-3 (10)): Sax
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Utley rests so he won't take out any Mets legs. Puig back; Kendrick lifted in the lineup; and Culberson gets a go.
Hernandez, LF
Kendrick, 2B
Gonzalez, 1B
Turner, 3B
Puig, RF
Thompson, CF
Ellis, C
Culberson, SS
Kazmir, P
Of course, all of this is irrelevant if Kazmir plays like Kazmir.
Are we losing yet?
in fact we are not!
0-0, warmups
Hernandez leading off, with a .226 BA, followed by Kendrick .197
And Ellis is batting seventh .191, followed by Culberson .200
(vomits)
PLAYOFFS
C'mere ready to start. Start counting your rosary beads...
...too late...
Leadoff homer by Granderson! Kazmir is already in the hole after ONE BATTER
My daughter just asked me if Clayton was catching tonight.
Who the heck raised this kid???
Well done, Scott. Well done
It's now officially a Kazmir start!
Kazmir gets a flyout and Ks Wright, but walks Cabrera.
Sorry, walks Cespedes
Wow. Some of the stories of the Cuban immigrants really puts things into perspective.
Looks like he's out.
Good hustle though.
Cashmere sucks
@ Spanky
I know it's only May but we may need to get the rally thong outta the vault...
dang Karen. it's barely the second inning and you wants the rally thong out already....i've been wearing it all day.
Kike Puigs Granderson at second.
@Spank...I'm thinking it oughta be good and crunchy then...I think that might be a win win situation.
Cashmere sucks
it's always a win when the rally thong makes a special guest appearance.
Geez. My cat can do at least as good a C'mere.
^as
fuck. bases juiced for Mets. they gonna blow this game open here. 3-0 Mets
haha. fucking idiot. Cespedes thrown out at second on a pop fly out. Dodgers out of this mess.
C'mere is going to owe his defense hookers and the good gonjah tonight.
how the fuuck is Turner not sliding into second base on that pop fly single. no hustle
TRAYCE!!
2-run homerun
Hola ya'll. Sat down just in time to see Thompson go yard! Now if we could just get Kazmir a one-way Greyhound ticket to nowhere in particular...
Kaz can redeem himself right here with a base hit.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
weak sauce Kendrick.
and of course right after the nKendrick error a double is hit to score a run.
Kendrick with the error and Kazmir is still butt. Oy.
still butt
Dodgers have butterfingers tonight.
^Oy.
Culberson makes a nice play to keep it 4-2...for now.
Remember when we could score runs? Those were good times; we should try doing that again.
Look, we're not going to win the game if Kazmir is on the mound. May as well play Culberson and Thompson and whomever else we want to package up for the next deal
Howell pirouettes off the mound after his first pitch. what the hell is that move, jp?
i remember last week seeing Agone smack that mascot with boxing gloves and me thinking "now only if you can smack a ball with your bat fool!"
SF losing as well, 3-1 B8
i just lost my stream. GODDAMMIT
AGon gets a "hit" courtesy of the LOLMets. He's startin' to piss me off though...Butter-and-Egg man, indeed. He hasn't brought so much as some Country Crock and egg whites in weeks.
When did the Mets sign Abe Lincoln to pitch for them?
dammit Puig
weak sauce
I fuckin' hate the Mets. Always have.
that's a wrap
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We lose.
fuck off
If we aren't going to hit at home, you have to at least pitch at home
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