Thursday, May 12, 2016

Game 35 Thread: May 12 vs. Mets, 7p

Clayton Kershaw (4-1, 2.04) vs. Bartolo Colon (3-1, 2.82).

Clayton Kershaw and his bat vs. Bart Colon and his bat...and the entire Mets lineup. It seems unfair that Kershaw has to do everything by himself, but the 2016 Dodgers aren't built for offense. Or relief pitching. Or a particularly deep rotation. Or staying above .500. Other than that they've been a dream to watch follow this year. Enjoy!

UPDATE 7:46p: Hey look, mlb.com must read SoSG, too! Nice original idea, guys!

27 comments:

Steve Sax said...

Colon is very fat.

Big Daddy Delino said...

Well that game was fun.

Steve Sax said...

This game is GREAT so far

Steve Sax said...

5-0 LA through 2

Steve Sax said...

Bartolo takes four pitches, not swinging on any of them, and Ks.

Steve Sax said...

Kershaw with five Ks, retired six in a row. Two out, Granderson up

Steve Sax said...

Granderson lines to a shifted Utley for the third out. 5-0 LA through 2.5.

Steve Sax said...

LA scoring this game:

Turner single to left, scoring Utley (1st inning)
Grandal HR to right center, scoring Seager and Turner (1st inning)

Utley HR to right center (2nd inning)

Steve Sax said...

Now Turner is swinging big

spank said...

FUCK COLON ALL UP IN BOTH EARS

Steve Sax said...

one-out single by AGon, but stranded. 5-0 LA through 3.

Steve Sax said...

No out, Cabrera on first.

Steve Sax said...

Kershaw Ks Wright. 6 Ks for Clayton. One out

Steve Sax said...

Cespedes hits into the 6-4-3 DP. LA 5, NYM 0 through 3.5.

Steve Sax said...

Colon is a really big dude. I mean, really big. His body is big, his gut is big, his face is big, his ears are big, his forehead is big. Is he just a large dude in general? Should I feel bad at looking at Colon as he's pitching, and thinking about similarities with Jabba the Hutt?

5-0 LA through 4.

Steve Sax said...

A-Gon strands a runner at first by striking out. LA 5, NYM 0, through 5 full

spank said...

Kershaw kicking ass. Spank drunk as fuck.

Steve Sax said...

5-0 LA through 7.5. 10 Ks for Clayton.

Big Daddy Delino said...

Too focused on his power game. For shame, Mr B Sexy.

spank said...

noice.

spank said...

Kershaw complete game shutout.

spank said...

7-0 lifetime record against Mets in regular season.

spank said...

Vin thinks its the most and that K's postseason record against the Mets dont matter.

spank said...

i think Vin is full of shit.

spank said...

peace out

Steve Sax said...

CG SHO. 3 H, 13 Ks.

spank said...

y'all lagging. where the GT?? FUCK ST.LOUIS!!