Monday, May 16, 2016

Game 39 Thread: May 16 vs Angels, 7p

But which company sponsors the Subway Series?

King Kenta Maeda (3-2, 2.30) vs. Matt Shoemaker (1-5, 9.12).

The Angels, soon to be the first non-Giants team that Tim Lincecum will play for, are hurting, with a bunch of starters on the DL and a 16-21 record. BUT they just swept the Mariners and always play the Dodgers tough, so assume nothing.

For years we've longed for a proper Dodgers doormat image to use when the team is scuffling. Thanks to tonight's stadium giveaway, our players have been answered!

72 comments:

Steve Sax said...

Utley, 2B
Seager, SS
Kendrick, 3B
Gonzalez, 1B
Grandal, C
Pederson, CF
Thompson, RF
Crawford, LF
Maeda, P

Who is this "Crawford" guy?

Orel said...

Batting 8th is what he is

Steve Sax said...

Thanks, Yoda

Injured often is what Crawford is

karen said...

Timmeh an Angel. I can't think of a more deserving pairing.

spank said...

FUCK THE ANGELS!

spank said...

MART HART!

spank said...

weak sauce inning

karen said...

CC brings in Joc...1-0 Good

spank said...

i just writing a smart ass comment about Crawford when he gets an RBI single before i can hit send. that fucker.

spank said...

maeda rbi single

Cliff Beefpile said...

2-out RBIs! I love it!

karen said...

I'm afraid to get excited about having 2 runs.

spank said...

fucking horrible arm crawford

karen said...

...and right on cue the Anaheim Angels get a run.

karen said...

@Spanky

Weren't we talking earlier about Crawford??

spank said...

@ Karen

that conversation was the first thing i thought about when they hit the ball to that mutt in left field.

spank said...

shit. bases loaded for Mike Trout

spank said...

fucking hell. Trout first pitch single to left and that mutt in left field couldnt even throw a goddamn thing out.

3-2 Anaheim fucktards

spank said...

Maeda's on the ropes. someone needs to visit the mound and calm the fucker down. 4-2

karen said...

4-2 Anaheim.

Fuck a donkey.

spank said...

double play to end the inning bfore i throw a chair into the telly

spank said...

why is Scoscia all mad? that was a clean slide

karen said...

Siddown Mike. No Chutley Rule here.

spank said...

fucking Agone. what a waste of an opportunity. weak sauce. i think i found my Dre of the 2016 season.

karen said...

Okay. I usually save the big guns for later in the season but obviously our team is in need of my....er, talents. I'll be dancing neked in the moonlight for the forcible future...

spank said...

man. missed the homerun by Trayce while i was in the toilet taking a trump.

karen said...

I'm back. My neighbors were kind enough to not call 911 this time around so I had time to roll in the leaves and twigs and chant in Latin. Now, my only concern here...and it's a small concern, but I don't know Latin so I'm not quite sure what I said. I'm sure it was something good though.....yeah, we'll go with that...it was something good.

spank said...

Chris Christie chilling behind home plate with the lovechild of Ben Stiller and Donald Fagen.

spank said...

Agone just struck out again. whatever chant Karen said in latin wasn't good.

Steve Sax said...

Two out, 1-2 count to .218-batting Grandal with a man on first

Steve Sax said...

Shoemaker has a frickin' 8.59 ERA here. Why can't we solve this guy

Steve Sax said...

Grandal fouls out. Great.

4-3 Angels through 5

Steve Sax said...

Hatcher in for the sixth. White Flag, hoisted.

karen said...

Agon out of the game. This can't be good.

spank said...

Agone sprained his ego on that strikeout. 30 day DL

Steve Sax said...

CHRIS HATCHER JUST GOT AN OUT

Steve Sax said...

(Hatcher did give up a leadoff double to start the sixth, however)

karen said...

Baez. Another stellar move Dave.

spank said...

slow game

spank said...

fucking hell. can we just get an out

spank said...

Baez you suck

spank said...

fucking hell

spank said...

can we just get an out

spank said...

Baez needs to go. bring up Urias

spank said...

jumping jesus on a pogo stick...AN OUT!

spank said...

wasn't there a commenter a long time ago named Penis Cabell??

Cliff Beefpile said...

Urias 2016! Because I'd rather have Joan Baez pitch than Pedro.

spank said...

Mary Hart said "Fuck Baez" and bailed.

karen said...

@Cliffy....You read mind. I was thinking Joan Baez too. She must be what...90 by now. I'm sure she can bring it better then Pedro.

spank said...

no 411 on Agone yet?

spank said...

got the rally thong on. come on Gandalf you fucking mutt. get a hit

spank said...

fucking weak

Cliff Beefpile said...

@Karen: I just looked her up, and apparently Joan Baez is 75...and she looks good!

Unlike this game, which is going slower than a root canal.

Cliff Beefpile said...

TRAYCE! That dude is on fire right now!

spank said...

TRAYCEFUCKINGTHOMPSON

spank said...

i'll be eating breakfast by this time this game is over

Cliff Beefpile said...

Puig on the other hand...

spank said...

SeaGER up to bat with Chutley at foist. 2 out

spank said...

work them night moves!

spank said...

Chris Christie still chilling

spank said...

this Angels pitcher is awkward as fuck. dudes falling all over the place.

karen said...

@Spank 10:53....channeling Bob Seager...Way cool!!!

Cliff Beefpile said...

That inside corner strike has at least been consistent tonight...both sides of the plate.

karen said...

I think I heard Vin say that Agon's back flared up.

spank said...

wish his bat would flare up

Cliff Beefpile said...

Bottom of the 9th and hungry hitters comin' up. Let's do this, bishes!

karen said...

Strap yourselves in....were going to the ninth....

Cliff Beefpile said...

@Karen, yeah that's what he said, his back was bothering him.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Bring back Uribear.

spank said...

i'm gonna hang myself. goodnite y'all

karen said...

Chalk up another loss from that cesspool we call a bullpen.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Ugh. Night all.