King Kenta Maeda (3-2, 2.30) vs. Matt Shoemaker (1-5, 9.12).
The Angels, soon to be the first non-Giants team that Tim Lincecum will play for, are hurting, with a bunch of starters on the DL and a 16-21 record. BUT they just swept the Mariners and always play the Dodgers tough, so assume nothing.
For years we've longed for a proper Dodgers doormat image to use when the team is scuffling. Thanks to tonight's stadium giveaway, our players have been answered!
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Utley, 2B
Seager, SS
Kendrick, 3B
Gonzalez, 1B
Grandal, C
Pederson, CF
Thompson, RF
Crawford, LF
Maeda, P
Who is this "Crawford" guy?
Batting 8th is what he is
Thanks, Yoda
Injured often is what Crawford is
Timmeh an Angel. I can't think of a more deserving pairing.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
MART HART!
weak sauce inning
CC brings in Joc...1-0 Good
maeda rbi single
2-out RBIs! I love it!
I'm afraid to get excited about having 2 runs.
fucking horrible arm crawford
...and right on cue the Anaheim Angels get a run.
@Spanky
Weren't we talking earlier about Crawford??
@ Karen
that conversation was the first thing i thought about when they hit the ball to that mutt in left field.
Maeda's on the ropes. someone needs to visit the mound and calm the fucker down. 4-2
4-2 Anaheim.
Fuck a donkey.
double play to end the inning bfore i throw a chair into the telly
why is Scoscia all mad? that was a clean slide
Siddown Mike. No Chutley Rule here.
fucking Agone. what a waste of an opportunity. weak sauce. i think i found my Dre of the 2016 season.
Okay. I usually save the big guns for later in the season but obviously our team is in need of my....er, talents. I'll be dancing neked in the moonlight for the forcible future...
man. missed the homerun by Trayce while i was in the toilet taking a trump.
I'm back. My neighbors were kind enough to not call 911 this time around so I had time to roll in the leaves and twigs and chant in Latin. Now, my only concern here...and it's a small concern, but I don't know Latin so I'm not quite sure what I said. I'm sure it was something good though.....yeah, we'll go with that...it was something good.
Chris Christie chilling behind home plate with the lovechild of Ben Stiller and Donald Fagen.
Agone just struck out again. whatever chant Karen said in latin wasn't good.
Two out, 1-2 count to .218-batting Grandal with a man on first
Shoemaker has a frickin' 8.59 ERA here. Why can't we solve this guy
Grandal fouls out. Great.
4-3 Angels through 5
Hatcher in for the sixth. White Flag, hoisted.
Agon out of the game. This can't be good.
Agone sprained his ego on that strikeout. 30 day DL
CHRIS HATCHER JUST GOT AN OUT
(Hatcher did give up a leadoff double to start the sixth, however)
Baez. Another stellar move Dave.
slow game
Baez you suck
fucking hell
can we just get an out
Baez needs to go. bring up Urias
jumping jesus on a pogo stick...AN OUT!
wasn't there a commenter a long time ago named Penis Cabell??
Urias 2016! Because I'd rather have Joan Baez pitch than Pedro.
Mary Hart said "Fuck Baez" and bailed.
@Cliffy....You read mind. I was thinking Joan Baez too. She must be what...90 by now. I'm sure she can bring it better then Pedro.
no 411 on Agone yet?
@Karen: I just looked her up, and apparently Joan Baez is 75...and she looks good!
Unlike this game, which is going slower than a root canal.
TRAYCE! That dude is on fire right now!
TRAYCEFUCKINGTHOMPSON
i'll be eating breakfast by this time this game is over
Puig on the other hand...
SeaGER up to bat with Chutley at foist. 2 out
work them night moves!
Chris Christie still chilling
this Angels pitcher is awkward as fuck. dudes falling all over the place.
@Spank 10:53....channeling Bob Seager...Way cool!!!
That inside corner strike has at least been consistent tonight...both sides of the plate.
I think I heard Vin say that Agon's back flared up.
wish his bat would flare up
Bottom of the 9th and hungry hitters comin' up. Let's do this, bishes!
Strap yourselves in....were going to the ninth....
@Karen, yeah that's what he said, his back was bothering him.
Bring back Uribear.
i'm gonna hang myself. goodnite y'all
Chalk up another loss from that cesspool we call a bullpen.
Ugh. Night all.
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